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Schwarzer Humor :D

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Old 11/15/2015, 20:49   #856
 
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Arzt: "Sie sind sterbenskrank und haben nur noch 10 zu leben"

Patient: "Wie 10? 10 Jahre? 10 Wochen? 10 Tage?

Doktor: "Neun"
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Old 11/15/2015, 21:49   #857
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Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Nilpferd und einer Frau?

Das eine hat einen fetten ***** und ein großes Maul.
Und das andere lebt im Wasser...
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Old 11/18/2015, 17:18   #858
 
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Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Batterie und einer Frau?

-Die Batterie hat eine positive Seite
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Old 11/24/2015, 18:45   #861
 
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Wann merkst du das es Sommer ist?

Wenn dich die Kinder im Asylantenheim auslachen, weil deine G36 nicht mehr trifft...
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Old 11/27/2015, 19:52   #862
 
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Gester war ich Afrikanisch Essen
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Oh wie schön, was gab es?
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Nix.
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Old 11/28/2015, 01:27   #863
 
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Gestern hat mich meine Freundin Pedophil genannt.
Ist ein ziemlich kompliziertes Wort für eine 7 Jährige
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Was ging Lady Diana als letztes durch den Kopf?

Die Windschutzscheibe.
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Ein armloser vor einem Haufen Spielkarten - was ist das ?

"mission impossible"
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japanische kinder lachen nicht , nein sie strahlen
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Old 12/21/2015, 17:00   #867
 
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Was ist der unterschied zwischen Witzen und Flüchtlingen?
Der Witz hält sich in Grenzen.
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Schwarzer Humor ist wie ein Flüchtling.
Er kommt nicht immer gut an...
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Dieser Moment, wenn dir ein Schwarzer mit nem LCD-Fernseher entgegenkommt und du denkst: "Du hast doch den selben", dann aber erleichtert feststellst, dass deiner daheim ist und Schuhe putzt.
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Wie heißt der beste Afrikanische Bogenschütze?

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