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Old 01/20/2016, 16:48   #886
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Bringen muslimische Eltern eigentlich auch den "Mund auf, hier kommt das Flugzeug"-Trick, oder klatschen sie den Löffel direkt ins Gesicht und machen Explosionsgeräusche..?!
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Old 01/20/2016, 18:31   #887
 
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Das Mittelmeer hat die meisten Flüchtlinge aufgenommen.
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Old 01/22/2016, 23:38   #889
 
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Old 02/10/2016, 13:15   #890
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Rotkäppchen geht alleine durch den dunklen Wald.

Auf einmal hört sie hinter einem dichten Busch ein Rascheln.

Sie schiebt die Äste und Sträucher beiseite und plötzlich sitzt vor ihr der Böse Wolf.

"Oh, böser Wolf. Warum hast du so groooße rote Augen?"

"Hau ab. Ich bin am kacken!"
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Old 02/15/2016, 21:37   #894
 
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Warum sitzen bei einem Behinderten-Konzert die Glatzköpfe immer in der ersten Reihe? Damit die Einarmigen in der zweiten Reihe auch was zum Klatschen haben.
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Osama bin Laden und George W. Bush spielen Schach. Wer gewinnt?
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Ich weiß gar nicht welches Kind meine Frau meint, dass ich angeblich unfair behandle? Thomas, Anton oder das fette Hässliche?"
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Es gibt keine Schwarzen Menschen !
Sondern lediglich schlecht verbrannte Juden ...
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Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Mathelehrers? — Damit hat er nicht gerechnet!
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