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Old 09/19/2015, 21:39   #841
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Treffen sich 2 Schwarze in einer Bar.
sagt der eine zum anderen: "Du schwarz".
der andere: "Ich weiß"
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Old 09/24/2015, 22:36   #843
 
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Old 09/28/2015, 20:40   #845
 
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Was unterscheidet den Asylanten vom Computer?
- Der Computer hat einen Arbeitsplatz...\(._. )/
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Was ist rot und krabbelt einer Frau das Bein hoch? Eine Abtreibung mit Heimweh.

Was ist schlimmer, als ein Baby mit dem Auto zu überfahren? Das Baby wieder aus dem Profil zu kratzen.
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Old 10/21/2015, 01:20   #848
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Was haben Frauen und Handgranaten gemeinsam?

Ziehst du den Ring ab, ist dein Haus weg!

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Warum gibt es in Afrika kein Müller Milchreis?
Der ist nur was für den kleinen Hunger.
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Ist es eigentlich tödlich wenn man Gesichtscreme benutzt die 20 Jahre jünger macht, wenn man erst 19 ist?
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Ist es eigentlich tödlich wenn man Gesichtscreme benutzt die 20 Jahre jünger macht, wenn man erst 19 ist?
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Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the dark ages. They’re calling it ‘Islam’.
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