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[Phipse]

Wer andren eine Grube gräbt , hat Gold im Mund

[DrunkenSheep]

Wer im Glashaus sitzt, fällt selbst hinein

Boondock Saints <3

[DrunkenSheep]

Phipse: Nukular. Das Wort heißt nukular.

[Phipse]

;P

[evulhotdog]

Originally posted by Phipse@Jul 10 2006, 06:23
kann mir wer


This file will explain the basics of hand-to-hand combat, and will tell of the best places to strike and kill an enemy...
When engaged in hand-to-hand combat, your life is always at stake. There is only one purpose in combat, and that is to kill your enemy. Never face an enemy with the idea of knocking him out. The chances are extremely good that he will kill YOU instead. When a weapon is not available, one must resort to the full use of his natural weapons. The natural weapons are:

1. The knife edge of your hands.
2. Fingers folded at the second joint or knuckle.
3. The protruding knuckle of your second finger.
4. The heel of your hand.
5. Your boot
6. Elbows
7. Knees
8. and Teeth.

Attacking is a primary factor. A fight was never won by defensive action. Attack with all of your strength. At any point or any situation, some vulnerable point on your enemies body will be open for attack. Do this while screaming as screaming has two purposes.

1. To frighten and confuse your enemy.
2. To allow you to take a deep breath which, in turn, will put more oxygen in your blood stream. Your balance and balance of your enemy are two inportant factors; since, if you succeed in making your enemy lose his balance, the chances are nine to one that you can kill him in your next move. The best over-all stance is where your feet are spread about shoulders width apart, with your right foot about a foot ahead of the left. Both arms should be bent at the elbows parallel to each other. Stand on the balls of your feet and bend your waist slightly. Kinda of like a boxer's crouch. Employing a sudden movement or a scream or yell can throw your enemy off-balance. There are many vulnerable points of the body. We will cover them now:

Eyes:Use your fingers in a V-shape and attack in gouging motion.

NoseExtremely vulnerable) Strike with the knife edge of the hand along the bridge, which will cause breakage, sharp pain, temporary blindness, and if the blow is hard enough, death. Also, deliver a blow with the heel of your hand in an upward motion, thisð ðwill shove the bone up into the brain causing death.

Adam's Apple: This spot is usually pretty well protected, but if you get the chance, strike hard with the knife edge of your hand. This should sever the wind-pipe, and then it's all over in a matter of minutes.

Temple: There is a large artery up here, and if you hit it hard enough, it will cause death. If you manage to knock your enemy down, kick him in the temple, and he'll never get up again.

Back of the Neck: A rabbit punch, or blow delivered to the base of the neck can easily break it, but to be safe, it is better to use the butt of a gun or some other heavy blunt object.

Upper lip: A large network of nerves are located. These nerves are extrememly close to the skin. A sharp upward blow will cause extreme pain, and unconciosness.

Ears: Coming up from behind an enemy and cupping the hands in a clapping motion over the victims ears can kill him immediately. The vibrations caused from the clapping motion will burst his eardrums, and cause internal bleeding in the brain.

Groin: A VERY vulnerable spot. If left open, get it with knee hard, and he'll buckle over very fast.

Kidneys: A large nerve that branches off to the spinal cord comes very close to the skin at the kidneys. A direct blow with the knife edge of your hand can cause death.

There are many more ways to kill and injure an enemy, but these should work best for the average person. This is meant only as information and I would not recommend that you use this for a simple High School Brawl. Use these methods only, in your opinion, if your life is in danger. Any one of these methods could very easily kill or cause permanent damage to someone. One more word of caution, you should practice these moves before using them on a dummy, or a mock battle with a friend. (You don't have to actually hit him to practice, just work on accuracy.)

übersetzten bitte? >.<

amazing...

[Ghost]

Mirs langweilig

[robreload]

lad mir grad kal online runter bisschen hackn
edit:kann mir jemand nen acc machen ? bei mir kommt nix an

[Kitschi]

Originally posted by Fearchen@Jul 11 2006, 16:53
rofl

ich rede mit nem freund .. da sagt er er hat wow... sagt er er will mit mia zocken^^ hab ich gesagt ich hab kein wow mehr... er sagt er is schon lvl 40 auf den blizz realms ôo sag ich welcher realm? er sagt

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xD rofl dann sagt er

"was willst du du nope... das spiel ich kostenlos"

(er denk Nope heißt Noob) <<

x.x du hast ja crazy friends

[M3lphisto]

langweilüsch

[DrunkenSheep]

ohhh tonight, u killed me with your smile, so beautiful and wild, so beautiful and wild... nanana
lulzn

[NexMortis]

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Oh man ... kP was ich machen soll >_>

[Kitschi]

back from school warns schwimmen ^_^

[Kitschi]

Edit: x.x falscher topix

[Pipodon]

kitschi doppelpost ha ich hab dich erwischt

[Kitschi]

lol zzz kann jeden mal passieren