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Old 07/30/2015, 21:14   #811
 
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Old 08/06/2015, 10:54   #814
 
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"Germanys next Top Modell "wird nun auch in Äthiopien empfangen...
Allerdings wird die Show unter dem Namen "The biggest Looser" ausgestrahlt...\(._. )/
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Old 08/08/2015, 14:13   #815
 
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Der braucht keine Zeitung mehr zum spionieren

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Wieso können Amerikaner kein Billard spielen?
Weil sie immer zu erst auf die Schwarze schießen.
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- Meine Mum hat verstanden: "Ich habe *** mit 14-Jährigen".
- Aber ich meinte: "Ich habe *** mit vier 10-Jährigen".
#burr
#scurr

Wo liegt der unterschied zwischen einer überfahrenen Ratte und einem überfahrenen Türken?
- Vor der Ratte ist eine Bremsspur.
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Old 08/13/2015, 21:18   #818
 
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Bekommt das Mittelmeer nun eigentlich auch ein Friedensnobelpreis, weil es so viele Flüchtlinge aufgenommen hat!?...\(._. )/
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Old 08/22/2015, 12:30   #820
 
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Old 08/22/2015, 17:30   #821
 
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Was ist braun und schwingt von Torte zu Torte?
- Ein Tarzipan

Was steht halbnackt am Straßenrand und ist grün?
- Eine Froschtituierte

Wie begrüßen sich Emos?
- Mit offenen Armen!

Was steht auf der Rückseite eines türkischen Rollstuhls?
- Is lahm
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Was ist eine Mülltonne unter einer Ampel?
Eine Türkendisco
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Old 08/24/2015, 21:21   #823
 
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Türken sind wie Pokemon Trainer.

Kaum geht man auf die Straße, schon fordern Sie dich zu einem Kampf heraus.
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Fammilien im Brennpunkt - RTL
Fammilien im Brennpunkt - Auschwitz
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Old 08/27/2015, 13:26   #825
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oOEvolutionXiOo View Post
Fammilien im Brennpunkt - RTL
Fammilien im Brennpunkt - Auschwitz
Dein Humor ist so schwarz, das er Baumwolle pflücken kann.

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