|
You last visited: Today at 02:40
Advertisement
Fun Files (Texts, Jokes, Links, Games etc.)
Discussion on Fun Files (Texts, Jokes, Links, Games etc.) within the Off Topic forum part of the Off-Topics category.
05/18/2014, 13:55
|
#4486
|
elite*gold: 0 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 547
Received Thanks: 84
|
Was kriegen Schwarze zu Weihnachten ?
|
|
|
|
05/18/2014, 23:01
|
#4487
|
elite*gold: 179
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 7,853
Received Thanks: 8,558
|
Je mehr Käse, desto weniger Käse, denn je mehr Käse um so mehr Löcher und mehr Löcher bedeuten weniger Käse.
|
|
|
|
|
05/20/2014, 21:23
|
#4488
|
elite*gold: 6
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 273
Received Thanks: 26
|
treffen sich 2 paralelen hhhhhhhhhhhhh
|
|
|
|
|
05/24/2014, 01:36
|
#4489
|
elite*gold: 0
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 12
Received Thanks: 114
|
Zur mitte zur Titte zum Sack zack zack.
|
|
|
|
|
05/24/2014, 15:11
|
#4490
|
elite*gold: 0
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 687
Received Thanks: 286
|
Er: "Schatz, ich habe dir
heißes Wasser eingelassen."
Sie: "Danke! Mein Arbeitstag
war so stressig."
Er: "Es kocht, du kannst
die Spaghetti rein tun"
|
|
|
|
|
05/24/2014, 23:47
|
#4491
|
elite*gold: 0
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 12
Received Thanks: 114
|
Hast du Krümel in der Spalte, ist es Kacke, aber alte.
|
|
|
|
|
05/25/2014, 00:32
|
#4492
|
elite*gold: 239
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 1,013
Received Thanks: 511
|
Was steht auf dem Grabstein einer Putzfrau?
Die kehrt nie wieder.
|
|
|
|
|
05/26/2014, 12:48
|
#4493
|
elite*gold: 31
Join Date: Feb 2014
Posts: 2,128
Received Thanks: 2,999
|
A gurl was walkin 2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
***~...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~***
|
|
|
|
|
05/26/2014, 14:09
|
#4494
|
elite*gold: 67
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 13,683
Received Thanks: 2,087
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by 02473
Die Kundenrezensionen  |
Haha totgelacht
|
|
|
|
|
05/28/2014, 19:54
|
#4495
|
elite*gold: 30
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 10,130
Received Thanks: 4,192
|
Die Tochter der Nachbarin ist so stark geschminkt, würde da ein Chamelion drüberlaufen, hätte es ein BurnOut.
|
|
|
|
|
05/29/2014, 21:50
|
#4496
|
elite*gold: 37
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 1,756
Received Thanks: 246
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schakon
Haha totgelacht
|
**** x) Wie kommen Menschen heutzutage auf sowass
|
|
|
|
|
05/31/2014, 04:55
|
#4497
|
elite*gold: 0
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,126
Received Thanks: 210
|
<Fl o L> Ey
<Si mon> ?
<Fl o L> Die holländische Nationalmannschaft hat in der Ukraine ein Kinderheim besucht.
<Si mon> und ?
<Fl o L> "Es ist schlimm, in die hoffnungslosen Augen zu blicken"...
<Fl o L> ...sagte der kleine Ivan
<Si mon>
|
|
|
|
|
06/01/2014, 15:41
|
#4498
|
elite*gold: 35
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 3,977
Received Thanks: 503
|
Quote:
Empfohlen von Chuck Norris
Selbst Ich kann diese Handy nicht kaputt machen. Das sagt wohl alles über die Robustheit dieses Gerätes.
Mfg Chuck Norris
|
xDD
|
|
|
|
|
06/01/2014, 23:36
|
#4499
|
elite*gold: 1804
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 5,298
Received Thanks: 2,598
|
|
|
|
|
|
06/01/2014, 23:55
|
#4500
|
elite*gold: 156
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 588
Received Thanks: 105
|
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 02:43.
|
|
