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Old 05/05/2014, 21:14   #4471
 
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Eine Blondine bekommt Zwillinge & weint. Fragt die Frau:
Warum weinen sie denn?" Darauf die Blondine:
Ich weiß nicht von wem das zweite ist.
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Old 05/05/2014, 21:30   #4472
 
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Was ist bei jedem Schwarzen lang und hart?

Kam schon oder?
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Old 05/05/2014, 21:48   #4473

 
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Was ist bei jedem Schwarzen lang und hart?

Kam schon oder?

Haha

Nein ist glaube ich relativ neu.
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Kenne den anders:
Was ist bei Schwarzen lang und hart?
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Old 05/05/2014, 23:13   #4475
 
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Und was macht ein schwarzer auf einem Bauernhof?

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Old 05/07/2014, 11:51   #4476
 
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Was ist bei jedem Schwarzen Weiß?

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Old 05/07/2014, 14:07   #4477
 
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Was hat Jesus als erstes gesagt als er vom Kreuz genommen wurde. * mit Armen am wedeln* ZUERST DIE BEINE, ZUERST DIE BEINE
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Old 05/08/2014, 17:08   #4478
 
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was kriegt ein polnischer Junge zu Weihnachten?"
-Dein Ipod! xD
Was sucht ein deutscher in Polen?
Sein Auto ;-)
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Old 05/08/2014, 18:18   #4479
 
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Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Mathelehrers? – Damit hat er nicht gerechnet!
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Old 05/11/2014, 13:53   #4480

 
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Old 05/11/2014, 19:27   #4481
 
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Was ist das Weiße an einem Schwarzen ?

Der Besitzer.
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Old 05/11/2014, 21:12   #4482
 
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Old 05/12/2014, 13:00   #4483
 
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Jesus hätte am Karfreitag sicherlich auch gerne getanzt. Wenn er es nicht so mit dem Kreuz gehabt hätte.
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Old 05/14/2014, 08:07   #4484
 
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Was so manchmal in skype passiert :O

Code:
    [04:46:01] xosweetyemyz1621: Hallo! Bitte nehmen Sie mich in Ihre Kontaktliste auf. - Hello! Please add me to your Contact List
    [08:00:31] *** FreehuntX hat Kontaktdetails mit babi angel ausgetauscht. ***
    [08:00:38] FreehuntX: welch ein opfer sie gesind?
    [08:00:42] babi angel: hiya! i just saw u online and figured i'd say hi, u busy?
    [08:00:53] babi angel: 22/f here, you?
    [08:01:00] FreehuntX: hahaha
    [08:01:14] babi angel: oh ok so whatcha up 2?
    [08:01:22] FreehuntX: hahahahaha
    [08:01:36] FreehuntX: im not into girls neither into boys
    [08:01:39] babi angel: ahh well i was just checkin my inbox on on this new site i found, i got out of a relationship a few months back and im sick of going out and meeting guys at clubs.
    [08:01:55] babi angel: my friend told me about it and i was like umm idk about all that lol, but in all honesty i really like it and i've met some really cool people from there too. do u have a profile anywhere?
    [08:02:01] FreehuntX: suck my mouse
    [08:02:06] FreehuntX: suck on my table
    [08:02:19] babi angel: i actually just finished uploading some new pics from last weekend if u wanna see?
    [08:02:24] FreehuntX: no
    [08:02:30] FreehuntX: and if you send me a link i block you
    [08:02:44] babi angel: alright here's my profile http://bit.ly/1rtlPmB that has my photos there. u might have to sign in to see them like on facebook i'm not sure but u should sign up anyway
    [08:02:51] *** FreehuntX hat babi angel blockiert ***
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Old 05/15/2014, 18:58   #4485
 
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Je mehr Selbstmörder, desto weniger Selbstmörder.

Wie viel wiegt ein Hipster ?

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