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Old 01/31/2009, 19:46   #391
 
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Treffen sich zwei Hochhäuser im Keller: Fragt das eine: "Wieviel Uhr haben wir?". Antwortet das andere: "Ja , ich bin heute auch mim Fahrrad gekommen!".
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Old 01/31/2009, 20:54   #392

 
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Treffen sich zwei Hochhäuser im Keller: Fragt das eine: "Wieviel Uhr haben wir?". Antwortet das andere: "Ja , ich bin heute auch mim Fahrrad gekommen!".
old, da find ich den hier besser,

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Sitzt ne Kuh aufm Baum und strickt Milch, da kommt nen Polizist vorbei und sagt: "Angeln ist hier verboten!", die Kuh darauf: "Was interresieren mich die Erdbeerpreise ich bin mitm Fahrrad hier"
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Old 01/31/2009, 21:14   #393
 
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332 beleidigungen im anhang (funny)
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Old 02/01/2009, 01:17   #394

 
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332 beleidigungen im anhang (funny)
n1ce aber wer kommt auf die idee so nen scheiss zu sammeln?
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Old 02/02/2009, 19:32   #395
 
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iq test : how can you finish this game in 30 sec ?

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Old 02/02/2009, 19:45   #396

 
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the matrix want to tell you something
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Old 02/03/2009, 02:32   #397
 
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Old 02/03/2009, 13:52   #398
 
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fail i know =D
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Fritz geht mit seiner Oma zum Park
Da fragt Fritz zu seiner Oma "Darf ich einen Handstand machen"?
Oma-"Nein"
Nach 5Minuten fragt Fritz diesselbe Frage
"Darf ich einen Handstand machen"?
Oma-"Nein"
Fast angekommen vor der Haustür fragt Fritz nochmal die Frage
"Darf ich einen Handstand machen"?
Oma-"Nein"-"Man sieht sonst deine Unterhose"
Die Oma geht alleine Einkaufen.Sie kommt zurück
Fritz-"Oma ich habe einen Handstand vor der Haustür gemacht"
Oma-"Hat man deine Unterhose gesehen"?
Fritz-"Nein ich habe sie ausgezogen"
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Old 02/11/2009, 00:23   #400

 
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Old 02/12/2009, 20:08   #401
 
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phake + ref link
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Old 02/17/2009, 21:40   #402

 
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Old 02/19/2009, 18:28   #403
 
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internet time machine

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Old 02/19/2009, 19:41   #404

 
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oooold. everyone knows this
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Old 03/01/2009, 13:22   #405
 
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Was ergibt sich, wenn sich 2 Tausendfüßler umarmen?

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