Ein Bergsteiger klettert durch die Alpen, plötzlich rutscht der Bergsteiger aus und kann sich gerade noch an einem winzigen Felsvorsprung festhalten. Als seine Kräfte nachlassen, blickt er verzweifelt gen Himmel und fragt: "Ist da jemand?"
"Ja."
"Was soll ich bloß tun?"
"Sprich ein Gebet und lass los."
Der Bergsteiger nach kurzem Überlegen: "Äh, ist da sonst noch jemand?"
A cop came out of the shop and wanted to enter his car . The car was closed so he asked for help . A guy gave him a hook and told him to grab the keys , which were inside the car , with it . After a while a man is passing by and sees all people laughing .
-Why are you all laughing ?
-Well that cop is trying to grab his keys with a hook !
-And whats so funny about this ?
-Well there is another cop inside the car who is giving the other instructions .
Joke :
Two cops talking :
-Man my hands are freezing !
-Why don't you put them into your pockets ?
-Well I can't because I already have the gloves in there !
Joke :
Two men talking :
-Dude go outside and water the flowers !
-But it's raining outside !
-No problem . Take your umbrella .
