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03/28/2009, 23:32
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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had ***. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
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lg Lucy
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03/28/2009, 23:35
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#422
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Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. And the song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raise her hand. FML
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Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my *****. She thought it was my phone. FML
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03/28/2009, 23:57
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03/29/2009, 15:03
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Today, I was arrested because my 6 year old son called the police saying that I was hitting my wife and that she was crying. My wife and I were having ***. FML
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XD
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04/03/2009, 23:40
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der ist gut :O
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04/04/2009, 06:15
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fun little game
go to that link and bring it on see if u can take me down 
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04/04/2009, 08:52
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reflink?
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04/04/2009, 11:13
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Originally Posted by USB Schnittstelle
der ist gut :O
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"mein hamster"
nowaii!
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04/05/2009, 23:54
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stell dich neben eine mülltonne und mach nen familienfoto :3
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04/06/2009, 17:20
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Originally Posted by gotstyle
omg .. kids -.-" #closed
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04/07/2009, 13:58
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was is ekelhafter als 10 tote babies in einer mülltonne?? 1 totes baby in zehn mülltonnen xDD
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04/10/2009, 23:20
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ich liebe diese seite <3
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04/11/2009, 03:21
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nicht schlecht 
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04/11/2009, 03:24
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Kann nur innerhalb der United States benutzt werden 
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04/11/2009, 21:43
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Mal ein Witz für euch :
Gehen 2 Pädophile an einer Schule vorbei
sagt der eien zum adneren:"Schau mal , den hatte ich gestern."
Sagt der adnere:" Wie deine haben schon Zähne?"
Noch einer :
Telefoniertt Freund A mit Freund B
sagt Freund A:"Du ich muss dir was sagen , es ist aber peinlich".
sagt Freund B:" komm sag es."
sagt Freund A:"Ich habe Durchfall seit 7 uhr"
sagt Freund B:" Musst dir doch nicht peinlich sein hat jeder mal"
sagt Freund A:" Das Porblem ist , bin erst um 8 uhr aufgestanden"
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