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What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower? A miracle.


Ok I know, that was a bad joke. xDDD

Here it goes.

- This is a ***** going through the desert. Then, he finds a lamp, he cleaned it, and then a genie appears. The genie says "Now you can order 3 desires"
The ***** answers:

- I want to be white.
- I want water.
- And I want to see a lot of *******.

After that, the genie made him a bidet. (WC or how the hell you want call it) xDDDDDDDDDD


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I hope you liked it. Anyways, my english is bad, I had to translate it by myself, I'm sorry.
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Winners have to approve they won, saying here:
Winner nº1(green color)

And giving me +1 Blackmarket Feedback!
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He: You could get a Better one
She: You?!
He: No, not soo good!
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Winner Nº 1: - Counter-Strike Source CD KEY

Tell me how I give you a BlackMarket feedback please ^^.

And thanks!! ;D
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TEACHER: imagine u r a millionaire
write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!
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define "LOVE"?

according to the nurses & other medical staffs,
"love is like an illness",

anyone who gets infected always ends up
in bed
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a pinoy in newyork was masturbating while looking at the sky,,

an american asked.. “hey, what are you doing.?”

“******* My wife in the philippines via satellite!!!”
the pinoy replied.
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TEACHER: imagine u r a millionaire
write your life history
(1 boy didn't write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i'm waiting for my secretary!
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define "LOVE"?

according to the nurses & other medical staffs,
"love is like an illness",

anyone who gets infected always ends up
in bed
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a pinoy in newyork was masturbating while looking at the sky,,

an american asked.. “hey, what are you doing.?”

“fucking My wife in the philippines via satellite!!!”
the pinoy replied.
Hahahahahahhahahhahha
Fcking awesome!!!
i've PM'ed the second winner, he didn't reply... so it's means u're the second winner...!
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ow thanks can i get the aion account now??
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ow thanks can i get the aion account now??
The first winner took it...
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darn got anything that involve or can u donate for my char ?? please
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darn got anything that involve or can u donate for my char ?? please
If it's in Gamez Aion, sure
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LOlz

Some jokes then

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Wanna hear a joke about my ****?
nvm, its too long
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A sailor is walking along a river and he sees a good looking girl about to jump of a bridge. He asks her " why do you want to commit suicide?", the girl answers the sailor and sais, "i cant take it anymore, this country is bad for me!" to which the sailor answers, why dont you come with me to europe! i can put you on a boat which i sail and when we arrive i will smuggle you out of the boat." The girl hugs the sailor and sais that she would love to come with him. So, the sailor puts the girl on the boat and he brings food everyday. Because the girl is so thankfull, she allows him to have *** with her.
After 5 weeks, the captain of the boat discovers the girl and asks what she is doing on the boat. The girl answers" i have been taken by the kind sailor, he brings me food everyday and i let him have *** with me, untill we arrive in America." To which the captain answers, well you have been seriously F.cked with because the is a ferry boat between to cities :P
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