Phobos' Givingaway Thread!

[Phobos2k3]

Since Xmas is ''near us'', i want to give away...:
-Gigasize Prem Acc (20X Days remaining)
-PSC with a lil' amount.
-15 Chars(Goldbotters lv38-62, ruSRO->Venera)
- Counter-Strike Source CD KEY
-Aion Lv52 Ranger, Full Tahabata/Anuhart, Premium Status.
*Call Of Duty: Black Ops Acc is coming :P*

The winners have to approve they got the prize, giving me a feedback! anyways all who want to compete, have to ''thanks me''.

The winners, will be selected in a range of 50 finalist.

The contest is about to gimme the best joke!

Starting from: 05/12/2010 till 12-18/12/2010 ( ''Pro-longed'' till 01/01/2011 )

Regards <3 Phobos

[Darklynx]

hmmm best joke are self made vids allowed =D?

[Phobos2k3]

Originally Posted by Darklynx

hmmm best joke are self made vids allowed =D?

Ya, why not? :P

[Phobos2k3]

Counter Strike Source CD KEY Added.

[gtrsky93]

My Joke is gone NUUUUU!

[dariuksz244]

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'

[Phobos2k3]

Originally Posted by dariuksz244

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'

Hehehehe, n1!



Guys keep on it!

[Triicks]

Originally Posted by Triicks
This one i heard yesterday but, You want to hear a pizza joke???
(You):Sure what is it?
Me:Nah it's too cheezy..... xD I laughed a lil from it

To your girlfriend.

Knock knock
*whos there*
Olive
*Olive who?*
O-live you.

^--- Basically when u say, Olive you, u should say O slowly and if u can make it out, it would sound like "I love you" :P

[LZyone]

Yo Momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

[MyStErYbex]

Q:What do u do when u see your tv floating in midair in the middle of the night?







A:Say: Drop it *****!

[Phobos2k3]

Originally Posted by LZyone

Yo Momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

Fail. xDD

Originally Posted by MyStErYbex

Q:What do u do when u see your tv floating in midair in the middle of the night?







A:Say: Drop it *****!

Hahahahahahaa

['PhoeniX]

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.




OR:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

[Phobos2k3]

Originally Posted by 1337PhoeniX

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.




OR:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

The second one, was amazing, lul

['PhoeniX]

will the 1st place be able to choose his price or how is it done?

[Nekrox3]

Sorry my english is bad but i try it
Once there was an Atheist (that guy who dont believe in heaven *** religion) he died. He was gone to hell and what a suprise everywhere the sun is shining and all people are happy. He wonder why it is like this. He went at a beach with a beautiful ocean. Then he saw a Man with a red head and foots like a hores. It was Satan. He asked him: hey satan how are you? Satan said: Good. Now find a spot and enjoy your time here.
So he went away and found a big hole where people are dying and crying and get hittet by demons. He was scared and he ran back to satan and asked him: Satan what is that hole. Satan aswered: Oh that hellhole you mean?
It is for the christians they want it like that! ;D

i think its funny xD