Phobos' Givingaway Thread!

[Phobos2k3]

Originally Posted by 1337PhoeniX

will the 1st place be able to choose his price or how is it done?

Exactly!

['PhoeniX]

cmon we need more people to participate!

[ShadowDart]

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding
down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain..."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your
heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say...,"
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky
for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good
mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

[wake1992]

Se van a pelear
Quien?
Mi polla y tu paladar

OT: soz4spanish
-Feaaaaaa, Fea!
-Y tu que, que vas borracho.
-Si pero a mi se me pasa mañana.

ps: se ke es malo pero me vas a dar algo a ke si xD (checkea tus pm's manco)

[Phobos2k3]

Originally Posted by 1337PhoeniX

cmon we need more people to participate!

At least 50, cmon, pm ur friends, put it on ur webs or something. cuz Call Of Duty Black Ops acc is coming

Originally Posted by [™]¿ŠhâðówøDârt¿[™]

LooooL, hahahha

Originally Posted by wake1992

Se van a pelear
Quien?
Mi polla y tu paladar

OT: soz4spanish
-Feaaaaaa, Fea!
-Y tu que, que vas borracho.
-Si pero a mi se me pasa mañana.

ps: se ke es malo pero me vas a dar algo a ke si xD (checkea tus pm's manco)

Hahahahahahha Maricona!

[Nova1337]

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.” So the duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"? The bartender says "no".

The duck asks "Do you have any grapes"?

[HereComesBlup]

I got some too ;D
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: Just calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ok he is!


also really nice is this statement (:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

[Phobos2k3]

Originally Posted by Nova1337

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.” So the duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"? The bartender says "no".

The duck asks "Do you have any grapes"?

Originally Posted by HereComesBlup

I got some too ;D
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: Just calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: ok he is!


also really nice is this statement (:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

i've forgot, that each ppl got his own(main) joke, i mean just 1 joke per person!

[Phobos2k3]

C'mon!

[zellelfreak]

What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower? A miracle.

Ok I know, that was a bad joke. xDDD

Here it goes.

- This is a ***** going through the desert. Then, he finds a lamp, he cleaned it, and then a genie appears. The genie says "Now you can order 3 desires"
The ***** answers:

- I want to be white.
- I want water.
- And I want to see a lot of *******.

After that, the genie made him a bidet. (WC or how the hell you want call it) xDDDDDDDDDD


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I hope you liked it. Anyways, my english is bad, I had to translate it by myself, I'm sorry.

[Phobos2k3]

Originally Posted by zellelfreak

What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower? A miracle.

Ok I know, that was a bad joke. xDDD

Here it goes.

- This is a ***** going through the desert. Then, he finds a lamp, he cleaned it, and then a genie appears. The genie says "Now you can order 3 desires"
The ***** answers:

- I want to be white.
- I want water.
- And I want to see a lot of *******.

After that, the genie made him a bidet. (WC or how the hell you want call it) xDDDDDDDDDD


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I hope you liked it. Anyways, my english is bad, I had to translate it by myself, I'm sorry.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha(If u're mexican, u're welcome,cuz i'm spanish :P)

[Phobos2k3]

Aion Lv52 Ranger Char Added.

[zellelfreak]

Originally Posted by Phobos2k3

Hahahahahahahahahahaha(If u're mexican, u're welcome,cuz i'm spanish :P)

Neeh, im also spanish <3. I hope you liked it. ^^

[Archytex]

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

[zellelfreak]

It's supposed to end today the event?