one more version:
Yui is thinking omfg my customers are running away and the server's admins is ignoring all non-chonese players omg omg....DING-IDEA!Ill just pm some chinese noob player and give him 5m and he will download his client to me!I'm genius!
Client installed....
Omfg it work's now every1 will believe that i really comunicate with server admins!Bam!Uploading to forums....
All:OMFG yui thnx that's awsome you are a ***~
Yui:Well i knew this all along cuz i'm a genius

Next day......
All:OMFG server is off yui help plz give me your **** for milk or ill cry like little child!
Yui:

THATS THE PROBLEM. even is this notice and site is existing forA HALF OF YEAR BUT THAT'S the PROBLEM because i said so ypu must all believe and leave your mind behind...
All:Tnx you Yui i hope you will fix this soon
And that's the story how ppl fall for such lame **** like Yui's....