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Originally Posted by NCSuperman View Post
wrong im not a **** first its a joke and second if i was a **** then i would of said jew jokes not black jokes u ****** ****** if u know anything about **** u would know that they mostly kill JEWS not blacks JEWSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Heres one Your mom is so fat that she got a letter in the mail that said: You are now classfied as a small planet.And last joke is: You are so dumb that when u fall out of a boat u wont hit water is offline  
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yea vulcan wut is there something wrong?
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ok im sure uve heard the virgin joke so ill use this other joke but anyways it wont b as funny cause u cant hear me tell it

a guy is driving down the road an sees a ***** so he tells her to get in and he figures ill take her home so hes driving her home he looks over at her an thinks to himself (hmm i wonder if thats a guy an then in a lady like voice she says(im so excited to be with you) he thinks (hmm voice sounds ok but i still dont know) so he keeps stairing at her she smiles bac at him then she says dont look at me look at the road an he still keeps stairing at her so she repeats (dont look at me look at the road dont look at me look at the road) next thing u hear (a man screams(YOUR GONA KILL US ALL)) i think u know who it was

another joke is this guy is dead an the sorter asks him heaven or hell so the guy asks can i c wat there both like so the sorter shows him heaven its a nice place a bunch of well known people there n theres no crime everything is perfect the sorter shows him hell theres a bunch of hot babes on a nice beach so the guys says ill take hell then its a very hot place an all the hot babes r gone so he asks the sorter wat happen to the babes an the beach n the sorter says o that was just a screen saver

ok well those r 2 of my many jokes hope i get selected n btw u never said the jokes were limited to txt

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im a little bored, i don't want the account but here's a joke:

a women walks into a pub, she sits next to a man who is drinking something,
women:hey, what is that you are drinking?
man: its magical bitter, if you drink this then you can fly
woman: lol you must be joking, that's just bullshit, you can't fly, im so sure that i bet you, you won't be able to jump out that window, and fly back upstairs afterwards.
man: oh yeah? watch this then.
[the man jumps out the window, and sure enough comes flying back through the pub]
woman: what the hell? how can you do that? it's impossible!!
man: no it's not, its my magic bitter that i'm drinking.
woman: BARTENDER!! give me some of that magic bitter like he has!
bartender: right you are, here you go, one bitter coming up!
woman: thanks, now i will be able to fly (evil laugh)
man:go on then, drink it and you will be able to fly!
woman: fine then
[the woman jumps out the window and drops 3 floors to her death]
bartendertalking to man) ya know superman, you're a real ******** when you're drunk.

the man jumps
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the best joke ever ....:
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Your mom is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one person at a time ... OHHHH!!!!! (if u copy this joke then ur a douchebag)
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ok, so a cowboy walks into a chineses resteruant and orders a coke, he gets it trys it and goes what did u put in it man? chinese guy goes me ghinese me play hook me go pepe in your coke, cowboy goes me cowboy me shoot fast me shoot bullet up ure @$$
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Im so funny i forgot to laugh at my!!


THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO just sumn related for yall 2 laugh at... o.0

credits for this video go to Hopdiddy (

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