free rs account. =]

[RobbieA79]

Hi, i would like a free RS acount.heres my joke:
(Q)How did the blonde die drinking milk.?
(A)The cow fell on her .lol =)

[mattn00b]

hers question
what do u call a black baby?
answere: Niglet

[mattn00b]

Question:
What do u call a black person is church?
answer:Holy ****!

[NCSuperman]

nice jobs where did u get them blackjokes.com
or niggajobs.com

[golden_lebo]

Lol i have a black joke
What do you call a bus with black people inside?
Tinted windows

Another, a lady and a guy finished having *** in a high villa, the lady took of the guys condom but the wondow was open and it flew out. So when the guy went down to get it he saw that a little kid had it. He told him hey kid give me back my cake ill give you $10, the kid said no, so he gave him $50 dollars for it then the kid agreed. when the little kid arrived home he said "Mom a guy dropped his cake and i sold it bac to him for $50 but guess what i ripped him off i sucked out all the CREAM" lol

[NCSuperman]

that is ******* disguising not funny

[strzeo]

i agree i threw up in my mouth

[lilronny08]

ok there were was 3 men on a mission in the marine.there was a russian,a indian,and a chinese.the mission was to save ppl that were drowning in the atlantic ocean.none the men wanted to save the ppl because they knew if they tried to help they would die.so the 3 men decided to hang on to the top of the exit door and the 2 men who couldnt hold on anymore would have to help the drowning people.so the russian says (i got this both of you will die and i will stay here safe because none of you are ripped like me) and the chinese man says (no i will win because i been doing martial arts since i was a lil boy)
but the indian didnt say anything he just took off his uniform leaving just his undwear on and grabbed on to the bar.then the others joined.when the other 2men grabbed on to the bar they imidiatly fell because they had smelled the indians armpits the indian just laughed and closed the cabin door.






no offence to indians im sorry

[ubernooby]

What sound does a baby and a blender make?!

I don't know, i can't hear it over the sound of my ************.

[Pheanix]

hey i really want account so ill try a joke but idk wat kinda jokes u like so..... il try this one ......



A kid walks home from school and when he gets inside his mom asks him how his first day of middle school was, the kid said he had *** with his teacher, the mom said waht did u do , and the kid repeated himself then the mom got all mad and got his dad and said they needed to have a serious talk about this and he should be punished. later that day the dad told his son to come to the garage to have a talk they got in the car and left to go to the store, and the dad says hes really proud of him, and he says u can get whatever you want.
The kid gets the most
coolest bike in the universe, they buy it take it back home and the father asks his son well aren't you gona ride your new bike? and the son says nah not right now dad my **** still hurts.

[bobthemod]

My name is bob....

[armyboi407]

why did the blonde cross the road?

i don't know, neither does she

[xBlizzarD]

-_-

[Replacve]

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank," replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money."

"Don't argue! Just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" he shouts. She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!" he says.

"But it's full of sperm," the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it," he says. She takes off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one.

Suddenly, the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.

"See, it’s not that difficult is it?" he says.

[Replacve]

did i win?