free rs account. =]

Replacve · 07/10/2008, 00:03

i want the account so ill throw this one in too.

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

danieldada · 07/11/2008, 10:27

How do you know when a blondes been messing with your computer?

Your joystick will be soaking wet.

PS: (This aint just a blonde joke i like it im blonde its funny )

matt123 · 07/11/2008, 18:53

lol i got one... HA its a L75 or w.e acct takes a day to make :P did i win?

Phrozyn · 07/12/2008, 14:36

alright i got 1,most guys with a gf can relate to it.
women are like dip,u can put it in when u want,u can take it out when u want,then u can throw it away when ur done.

NCSuperman · 07/12/2008, 18:17

ok the thing is over jeebs gave me the account then he took it back and change the pw so he is not giving it away his charas name is x_kazui_x

taylor2846 · 07/13/2008, 11:35

whys the blonde women got bruises arond her belly boten??
becaz blonde gays are not that smart eater

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i dont want the acc i just like that joke so i put it here

zach113092 · 07/14/2008, 12:30

talk about plain ****** stupid if i knew a joke i would defenitly win..wait..i got one..your mom so fat, whenn she farted al gore accused her of global warming HA HA HA -.-

hyper olly1 · 07/14/2008, 19:14

K i got some racist ones but dont take dem seriously.... i jus do dis fo fun... Whats a mexicans favorite sport? Cross country!! lol that ones old here another 1. How do u make a mexican stampede. You drop a penny! Whos the richest guy in mexico? The guy who got the penny!!lol =P

shawman · 07/15/2008, 10:08

whats long black and smells like chicken?
the welfare line lol.

whats the most confusing day in harlem?
fathers daylol.

Mr3ddy · 07/15/2008, 11:56

sitzt ein neger am schwarzen meer und schiebt dir vorhaut hin und her !

~~_FightZ_~~ · 07/15/2008, 13:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by NCSuperman

all this jokes sux

here is a joke
how long does it take for a black women to that a ****
9 months
or
there is 20,000 black ppl under water
thats a good start
or
why do police dogs lick there *****
to get the taste of ****** off of them
they r jokes ok now some dead husband or a shoting some or a chicken u get the best jokes if they r racist

****! V4B

NCSuperman · 07/15/2008, 17:30

wrong im not a **** first its a joke and second if i was a **** then i would of said jew jokes not black jokes u ****** ****** if u know anything about **** u would know that they mostly kill JEWS not blacks JEWSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo yo · 07/15/2008, 21:10

ok a got a bunch of them

nock nock
whos there
i wanna p
i wannapwho = i wanna poo
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nock nock
whos there
cow who
no cow moo = goes dont say whooo they say moo
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yo moma jokes.

yo moma is so fat when she stands up she fills all the gapes in the ozon.
yo moma is so ugly she made a chineese man open his eyes.
yo moma is so poor she drives a peanut.
yo moma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles the traffic slows down.
yo moma is so poor when she goes to kfc she licks other peoples fingers.
yo moma is so poor she eats cerial with fork so she can save the milk for tomorrow.

hope you like them
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XallcokeX · 07/19/2008, 06:37

ok this is really funny but really racist im sorry to all the coloured ppl who read this....

whats black and full of holes...

my n****r and ill shoot him as many times i want

daudjan · 07/26/2008, 15:26

whats a trash can under a light...........
A TURKISH DISCO