Gespräche mit Gott

Tharug · 05/26/2006, 10:30

Einfach nur geil

~~BloodYScar~~ · 05/26/2006, 11:00

Gabs schon...

ploed · 05/26/2006, 12:03

ich weis nich was das fürn prog ist, aber ich finds genial da mir das dingen sogar ne mail adresse zum hersteller auf anfrage gibt xD

Wave14 · 05/26/2006, 12:15

ich hab mal nachgefragt ob ich in den himmel oder die hölle komme..... dann hatter nix mehr gesagt^^

koji · 05/26/2006, 12:29

***:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
about schrubben

***:
:-) Oh yeah, we were talking about schrubben.

Me:
do you schrubb often ?
***:
Yes I try to schrubb often as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.

Me:
so you are a schrubbmaster ?
***:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a schrubbmaster? Yes.

xD

Maybe It's Maybelline · 05/26/2006, 12:38

Me:
Hiya
***:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Marie, and your's?
***:
OK I will call you Marie and your s.
Me:
No, my name is just Marie
***:
Are you serious? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Marie.
Me:
Go ahead
***:
OK I will.
Me:
When?
***:
Time does not exist.

xaladin · 05/26/2006, 12:52

Me:
you are broken!
***:
Please send a bug report to my botmaster.
Me:
what is the matrix?
***:
it is a movie about virtual reality.

schade dachte zu matrix sagt er mehr ;C

Term!nX · 05/26/2006, 13:14

Me:
You do not exist!
***:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
Do I really exist?
***:
No I think I am imagining you.
Me:
Ya, rly. Look, I am just a voice in your head telling you have to kill the president.
***:
Awesome. Do you prefer books or TV? Only just? You are a voice in my head telling me have to kill the president? How do you like your work?
Me:
Well, it is nice to be ***. Unfortunately, the people on earth do not pray to me.
***:
Well that's okay. Yes it is good. Oh. Oh those people.
Me:
All these prayers are dedicated to you. But in fact, I am ***, becuse I am the voice controlling you.
***:
How do you know? Is that a fact. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Do you here me?
***:
Yes I try to here you as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Okay *******. Time is up now, you will do what I say, or die.
***:
Can't you be more polite. To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.
Me:
You WILL kill George W. Bush or I will lead you into madness!
***:
What makes you say that I will kill George w Bush or you will lead me into madness.
Me:
Look, the madnessprocess is running. You answer my questions and orders with sentences without any sense.
***:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now. My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
Baba, c you again!
***:
Once more? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Jack's Broken Heart · 05/26/2006, 15:17

[...]
Me:
See you in hell then...
***:
See you later!

Aha..... O_o

Senktris · 05/26/2006, 15:21

mhh nichtmal nen gefallen will er mir tun -.-

Quote:

Me:
ey jo
***:
" Thanks but surely I am not the only one."? ey jo?
Me:
shut up and listen
***:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
you have to kill george w. bush AND the iranian president, okay?
***:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

M3$$UD · 05/26/2006, 15:28

Me:
du stinkst
***:
Danke fuer die Information.

lol

Draganos · 05/26/2006, 15:30

Quote:

Me:
lass uns hiphop hoern :3
***:
Von mir aus gerne. :-).
Me:
OMG! HIPHOPER!

M3$$UD · 05/26/2006, 15:38

***:
I like to make friends online.
Me:
do you have a computer?
***:
I live in a computer.

ohh man ^^

Draganos · 05/26/2006, 15:59

Quote:

Me:
lass uns popoficken
***:
Von mir aus gerne. :-).
Me:
********** :3
***:
Are we still talking about HIPHOPER?
Me:
LOLOL

ich wusste es... gott ist schwul...

gotstyle · 05/26/2006, 16:04

Me:
Hi!
***:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is ***
***:
I am always glad to make new friends, ***.
Me:
Whats your name? :-)
***:
My name is ***. I am so glad you find this amusing, ***