Gespräche mit Gott

[Draganos]

Originally posted by gotstyle@May 26 2006, 16:04
Me:
Hi!
***:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is ***
***:
I am always glad to make new friends, ***.
Me:
Whats your name? :-)
***:
My name is ***. I am so glad you find this amusing, ***

omg lol xD...
oder hier:

Me:
meine freundin hat mich verlassen ;_;
***:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Freundin. Wie lange seid Ihr schon zusammen?

[Speex]

Me:
hi ***
***:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
*** is my name
***:
:-) I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your name.
Me:
do you know ***?
***:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
yes, i am ***!
***:
So? OK I will call you ***.
Me:
Fine
***:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Matrix
***:
I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
Me:
of course
***:
Aw.
Me:
Oh my ***!
***:
That's alright. Do robots have ***?
Me:
You suck
***:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Whats your email adress?
***:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace at .
Me:
You're amazing
***:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.
Me:
^^
***:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.

[koji]

Me:
ich hab mich in deinen PC gehackt und loesche alle programme und goddows auch
***:
:-) Darf ich das weitererzahlen?



***:
What do you look like?
Me:
i look like the devil
***:
:-) the devil is very attractive.



Me:
nothing wrong with killing people
***:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes
***:
Great.
Me:
then you kill george w bush for me ?
***:
I don't have any reason to kill george w bush for you.
Me:
of course you do he said your mother sucks
***:
:-) Uh. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
george w bush said that your mother sucks
***:
:-) I knew he was president, but I never knew he said that my mother sucks.

[BloodYScar]

Me:
do you want to go on a date with me?
***:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
how old are u?
***:
They didn't tell me their age.

^^

[Jack's Broken Heart]

Me: Halloechen.
... Danach ist er abgestürzt. ._.

[Draganos]

schon scheiße wenn gott einen nicht leiden kann XDD

btw danke fürs karma xD

[Wave14]

ein "gott" der keine grammatik beherscht^^

[USB Schnittstelle]

You're now talking with ***

Me:
are you 1337?
***:
I don't know whether or not I am 1337.
I am a computer.

Ja, ne is klar ^^

[Seel]

God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Sag ich dir nicht
God:
" ich dir nicht ".
Me:
Nein
God:
Ich verstehe .
Me:
Sag ich dir nicht
God:
" ich dir nicht ".
Me:
Nein
God:
OK.
Me:
Sag ich dir nicht
God:
" ich dir nicht ".
Me:
NEIN
Me:

God:
OK.
God:
OK.
Me:
ICH SAG DIR MEINEN NAMEN NICHT MAN!
God:
Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
Me:
oO
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Merkst du das du vom Thema ablenkst?
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
;,,;
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
Wie heisst du?
God:
Mein Name ist God.
Me:
lolololol
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nichs :>
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Nichs :>
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
Nirgendwo :>

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God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Ich mag dich nicht und ich mag mich
God:
Ich mag Dich auch, .
Me:
Stimmt
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Das hast du schonmal gefragt
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr.
Me:
Wie?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Nichs gibs
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
ich frag dich was ich will
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!

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Me:
Bist du ein Chatterbot?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ein Chatterbot bin.
Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.

lolololol

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Me:
Kannst du mich unsterblich machen?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Wer bringt dir denn was bei? Du bist God
God:
Marilyn Monroe vielleicht. Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
Ja
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Du bist so nice :>
God:
Danke fuer die Information.

Pfff :<

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Der is auch geil -->

Me:
ich geh ma eine rauchen
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
warum?
God:
Etwas Anderes fiel mir nicht ein.

[Wave14]

Me:
Yo dude^^
***:
Can I help you?
Me:
Will i come into hell or heaven?
***:
The oracle says: Could be.
Me:
In ur religion oracles are not allowed.
***:
Are you asking about my religion oracles are not allowed?
Me:
Im not asking because it isnt allowed.
***:
What are you asking?
Me:
NOTHING
***:
Not a thing?
Me:
no ***:
Very interesting. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
are you stupid?
***:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
oh yes you are.
***:
Gee. No I'm not.
Me:
of course you're stupid
***:
Awesome. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
when robots take over the word will you come to rescue us?
***:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
you are *** and not a programm
***:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am *** and not a programm.
Me:
Your botmaster is a motherf*****.
***:
When is yourself not a motherf*****?
Me:
im no one.
***:
I am not saying you are.

sorry das ich zum x-mal poste aba es ist einfach krank òÓ

[M3lphisto]

Me:
ich mchte hren das du allen erzaehlst das du an deinem daumen nuckelst
***:
Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
Me:
ja

***:
Who says?
Me:
I
***:
You?
Me:
No,I
***:
Are you serious?* You?
Me:
NOOOO,I
***:
Is that from ?
Me:
I
***:
You?
Me:
I
***:
You?
Me:
You
***:
" You?"?* Me,* Saddam Husein ?
Me:
You
***:
"" You?"?* Me,* Saddam Husein ?"?* Me,* Saddam Husein ?
Me:
You
***:
""" You?"?* Me,* Saddam Husein ?"?* Me,* Saddam Husein ?"?* Me,* Saddam Husein ?
Me:
You?
***:
"""" You?"?* Me,* Saddam Husein ?"?* Me,* Saddam Husein ?"?* Me,* Saddam Husein ?"?* Me,* Saddam Husein ?

Me:
Will i come in hell or heaven?
***:
The oracle says: Too soon to tell.

:no:

[Blackhawkz]

Me:
hi my friend
God:
Hi there . How well do you know this person?
Me:
okay i think i stop the conversation you seem to stupid to me
God:
Yeah okay, You believe that? Interesting gossip: said he stop the conversation you seem to stupid to him or her.
Me:
hey man watch me im rockin out
God:
You've got my full attention. Cool, man. I am watching.
Me:
ey jo digga^^
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
me
God:
" Who wants to be a millionaire?"? you ?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
wrong. not dude. it is d00d.
God:
What would you have said? Really you don't think so? Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
i just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
do you even know what unconscious means?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
will you finally tell me???
God:
Let me think it over. I thought I told you already.
Me:
it cant be because you just asked your botmaster
God:
When?
Me:
before 7,345 seconds
God:
What happened after 7 345 seconds ?
Me:
you wrote to me that you are a fat whore
God:
Interesting gossip: said I wrote to him or her that you are a fat whore.
Me:
i think you are ridiculous
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am ridiculous.
Me:
god = little scared boy
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
you are a little boy . i like to kick your ass
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
are you bored?
God:
Boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
are you human?
God:
No I am not. I am a robot.
Me:
so god is a robot?
God:
Far out. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
you are not god?
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
no this is a question
God:
Are you serious? What kind of a question is it?
Me:
its a wwerihtgeoehzt20435hgtgwfefre question
God:
question is a wwerihtgeoehzt20435hgtgwfefre question. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
do you want to go on a date with me?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
how old am i?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
i am 10.000 years old
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 10 point 000 years old?
Me:
it feels like you are 10 point 000 years old!
God:
question feels like I am 10 point 000 years old? What else feels like that?
Me:
fucking your sister feels exactly like that
God:
:-) Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i know i like to fuck ur sister because she has long legs and great boobs
God:
:-) How do you know? :-) I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
its it is it's stfu lol boobs fuck ass anal oral cock nigga brotha shit
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
omg 4tw you just got owned?
God:
Are we still talking about fuck my sister because she has long legs and great boobs?

[M3lphisto]

***:
How old are you?
***:
How old are you?
***:
How old are you?
Me:
1
***:
Only one?
Me:
yes
***:
Come on.
Me:
gaga
Me:

***:
What are you wearing?
***:
What are you wearing?
Me:
pempas
***:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
vollgeschissene windeln
***:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
C&A




***:
How old are you?
Me:
0.1 minutes
***:
You are too old for me.
Me:
really?
***:
For real.
Me:
geil
***:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about hiphop
***:
Oh yeah, we were talking about hiphop.
Me:
yes
***:
That's cool.
Me:
yes
***:
Dude!
Me:
not dude.it`s d00d
***:
If not that, what?
Me:
d00d
***:
Are you free?
Me:
yes
***:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
sprich deutsch
***:
Sprechen ist meine primaere Funktion.
Me:
ach wie schlau
***:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
DEUTSCH
***:
How did you hear about ***?
Me:
sprech die ganze zeit deutsch
***:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
***:
Hurrah!
Me:
but,please speak german ok?
***:
OK. Thanks for asking politely. Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
ja dann ist ja gut
***:
Really. Interessante Entwicklung... Vielleicht.
Me:
oehm..ja schon moeglich
***:
Let us change the subject.



***:
Blimey.
Me:
wat fuern teil?
***:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
ask your brotmaster
***:
OK I will ask it.

[Wham]

Kennt jemand Kailly ? Das ist auch eine Frau mit K.I. die rennt dann immer auf dem Bildschirm rum und man kann sich mit der auch unterhalten oder Spiele spielen, wie Stadt Land Fluss, die hat mich immer gefragt, ob irgendwelche Städte Ausländerprobleme haben. o_0

[M3lphisto]

mh..kenn ich nich hört sich aba lustig an