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07/18/2014, 04:28
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Originally Posted by 'F3tzi™
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Egal wie Müll du bist, Thomas ist Müller.
Egal wie neu du bist, Manuel ist Neuer.
Egal wie Fisch du bist, Helene ist Fischer.
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07/23/2014, 15:36
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Mal n riesen Bild sehen?
45 Gigapixel groß 
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07/28/2014, 09:20
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Hier kannst du dein Alter auf die Sekunde berechnen.
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07/30/2014, 15:55
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Why cant a bycycle stand on his own alone? because its two tired! xD
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08/01/2014, 04:28
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08/05/2014, 18:27
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I just put my phone on airplane mode, Russia shot it down!
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08/07/2014, 08:32
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Originally Posted by Satisfaction'
Egal wie Müll du bist, Thomas ist Müller.
Egal wie neu du bist, Manuel ist Neuer.
Egal wie Fisch du bist, Helene ist Fischer.
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Egal wie jung du bist, petrus war jünger
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08/07/2014, 19:49
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Yo Mama is so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew
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08/10/2014, 17:25
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Little of everything.
this little indian boy was wondering why they name people the names they give them at birth. so he goes to the tirbal elder and asks him why the elder says well if the mother see a bear running while giving birth it will be running bear, or if she a soaring eagle it will be soaring eagle. why do you ask two dogs F******?
The cops come to the door of this drunk and knock on the door and announce there presence "its the cops were just here to talk to you" the drunk stumbles over there and says "well how many of you guys are there?" the cop says "2" the drunk says "why dont you guys just talk to one another and went back to sit down"
Also, ONLY in american can you have top 10 fat models... like wtf? lol sexy spokes ppl for mcdonalds?
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08/16/2014, 22:14
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Originally Posted by IlikeBunnies
this little indian boy was wondering why they name people the names they give them at birth. so he goes to the tirbal elder and asks him why the elder says well if the mother see a bear running while giving birth it will be running bear, or if she a soaring eagle it will be soaring eagle. why do you ask two dogs F******?
The cops come to the door of this drunk and knock on the door and announce there presence "its the cops were just here to talk to you" the drunk stumbles over there and says "well how many of you guys are there?" the cop says "2" the drunk says "why dont you guys just talk to one another and went back to sit down"
Also, ONLY in american can you have top 10 fat models... like wtf? lol sexy spokes ppl for mcdonalds? |
Learn some english! This is nearly impossible to understand without reading it 20 times.
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08/17/2014, 01:29
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Many Men Online Role-Playing Girls...
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08/23/2014, 09:40
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Anti-Witz.
Ein paar Türken sitzen im Bus und feiern, dass es jetzt schon 4 Millionen Türken in Deutschland gäbe.
Da dreht sich eine alte Frau um und sagt: "Es gab auch mal 6 Millionen Juden in Deutschland!"
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08/23/2014, 12:41
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Originally Posted by SocialMedia™
Anti-Witz.
Ein paar Türken sitzen im Bus und feiern, dass es jetzt schon 4 Millionen Türken in Deutschland gäbe.
Da dreht sich eine alte Frau um und sagt: "Es gab auch mal 6 Millionen Juden in Deutschland!"
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Wieso Antiwitz?
Das ist die Realität.
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08/28/2014, 13:07
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Wo haben Juden die größten Aufstiegsmöglichkeiten?
Im Kamin
Kommt ein Verrückter, welcher glaubt Adolf Hitler zu sein, in die Psychiatrie. Sagt der Oberarzt zu seinem Mitarbeiter "Du, wir haben doch bereits einen der auch glaubt Adolf Hitler zu sein, wieso stecken wir ihn nicht einfach zu ihm ins Zimmer?" Gesagt getan. Eine Woche darauf kommt die Visite und fragt den ersten "Wer sind Sie?" Der Patient entgegnet "Ich? ich bin Adolf Hitler!", der zweite wird gefragt, "Ich? ich bin Adolf Hitler". 2 Wochen später die nächste Visite, "Wer sind Sie?", "Ich? ich bin Adolf Hitler!" der zweite ebenso "Ich? ich bin Adolf Hitler!". Weitere 2 Wochen vergehen und die nächste Visite steht an. Wieder wird der erste gefragte wer er sei, "Ich? Ich bin Adolf Hitler!", der Zweite wird gefragt "Ich? Ich bin Eva Braun ^-^".
Kommt Gesprochen und mit der richtigen "Hitler-Betonung" besser rüber als geschrieben 
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08/29/2014, 00:18
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Chuck Norris wurde von seiner Tante geboren, denn keiner fickt seine Mutter!
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