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07/30/2016, 12:23
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08/11/2016, 13:49
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10/04/2016, 22:30
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schwarzer humor
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12/26/2016, 02:10
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Ich habe heute den Busfahrer verarscht 
Habe bezahlt bin aber nicht eingestiegen.
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02/02/2017, 18:25
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Hier läuft ja gar nicht ...
Habe noch einen:
Läuft ein Date nicht nach Norm,
hilft ein Tuch mit Chloroform.
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02/03/2017, 22:54
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02/15/2017, 08:22
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Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer(now annoyed): Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.
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02/16/2017, 23:47
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Wenn die hübsche Tankstellenmitarbeiterin dich nach deiner Nummer fragt
Die 4...
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02/18/2017, 19:54
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02/18/2017, 19:54
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02/26/2017, 00:09
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06/17/2017, 15:19
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"Warte mal auf mich Schatz, ich mach nur noch schnell mein Make-Up."
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"Du brauchst doch kein Make-Up."
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"Oh, das ist aber lieb von dir....ich mag, wenn du mir schmeichelst :-)"
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"Du brauchst plastische Chirurgie."
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06/22/2017, 18:48
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Wie war eigentlich die Stimmung in der DDR?
"Sie hielt sich so ziemlich in Grenzen."
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06/30/2017, 03:08
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07/22/2017, 15:38
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