Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat? Farmer: Which one? Black or brown? Interviewer: Black. Farmer: It eats grass. Interviewer: And the other one? Farmer: Grass. Interviewer(now annoyed): Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?! Farmer: Because the black one’s mine. Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one? Farmer: It’s also mine.
"Warte mal auf mich Schatz, ich mach nur noch schnell mein Make-Up."
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"Du brauchst doch kein Make-Up."
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"Oh, das ist aber lieb von dir....ich mag, wenn du mir schmeichelst :-)"
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"Du brauchst plastische Chirurgie."
