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Old 07/04/2015, 20:20   #4741
 
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Old 07/05/2015, 04:09   #4742
 
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Das Jahr 2025:

Call Mecha-Dinosaurs Of Duty
Battlefield 10
GTA real life
DayZ early acces
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Old 07/05/2015, 09:11   #4743
 
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Mann und Frau im Bett.

Sie: Wär das schön wenn du jetzt geil wärst.

Er: Wär das geil wenn du jetzt schön wärst.
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Old 07/07/2015, 12:06   #4744
 
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Old 07/08/2015, 21:02   #4745
 
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A: "Wir grillen am Wochenende griechisch."

B: "Wie geht das denn?"

A: "Ohne Kohle!"

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Old 07/08/2015, 21:44   #4746
 
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Old 07/09/2015, 15:04   #4747
 
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einfach auf Please Drücken
und spaß an den sinnloseseten Webseiten haben
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Old 07/10/2015, 12:36   #4748
 
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Chuck Norris benutzt keine Anmachsprüche.

Er sagt einfach: "Jetzt."
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Old 07/11/2015, 12:50   #4749
 
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Chuck Norris hat die Formel 1 gelöst.
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Old 07/12/2015, 02:49   #4750
 
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Funfact: Jeder hasst Wolfgang Schäuble. Einschließlich ihm selbst.
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Old 07/12/2015, 22:56   #4751

 
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A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"
He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have ***? At least I'll enjoy it."
"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies.
The man turns and starts walking away.
"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"
"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.
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Old 07/13/2015, 16:08   #4752
 
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Funfact: Jeder hasst Wolfgang Schäuble. Einschließlich ihm selbst.
Also ich mag ihn
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Old 07/14/2015, 13:24   #4753
 
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How to get a woman mad in two easy steps
1- Take a picture of her
2- Don't show it to her ^^
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Old 07/14/2015, 21:04   #4754
 
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Mädchen sind wie Obst...kaum reif ist auch schon der Wurm drin
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Vorsicht Schwarz,ich bin in keinster weiße rassistisch es ist nur ein witz.
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