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Old 09/17/2011, 22:08   #2431
 
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Weiß nicht ob der hier schon gepostet wurde:

"Ich bin ein dreckiges Mädchen" klingt doch eigentlich viel besser als "Ich bin zu faul zum duschen" oder?

Aber der hier sicherlich noch nicht:
*hust* *hust* *hust* Ich glaub *hust* ich bin *hust* krank! *hust* *hust*
- was hastn?
*hust* *hust* *hust* *hust* dünnschiss *hust* *hust
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Old 09/18/2011, 10:48   #2432
 
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Chrome akzeptiert keine Cookies .... nur Brownies
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Old 09/18/2011, 11:00   #2433
 
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Bitte Links abbiegen
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Old 09/18/2011, 11:06   #2434
 
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der weltweit gesuchte rofl raptor ###
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Old 09/18/2011, 11:07   #2435
 
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Bitte rechts abbiegen
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Old 09/18/2011, 14:08   #2436

 
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der weltweit gesuchte rofl raptor ###
Der hoffentlich (sehr) bald abstürzende hεαdšh⊕է-copter.
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Old 09/18/2011, 14:42   #2437
 
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du hast ihn bloß nicht verstanden .

Schwarzer : ich weiß.
Okay Beste Witz Ever
Sagt nen Fisch zur Schlange : Gib mir Five !
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Old 09/18/2011, 14:56   #2438
 
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Woran merkt mann das 4 Kühe in seinem Kühlschrank sind ?
Ihre Autos parken vor dem Haus
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Old 09/18/2011, 21:32   #2439
 
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gibt in google 50 most popular women ein

nimmt den ersten link

scrollt bis platz 7 runter


... Weis net ob ihr den schon kennt^^
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Old 09/18/2011, 22:43   #2440
 
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Lil Wayne: Im the son of rap.

Eminem: I have no son.
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Old 09/19/2011, 12:02   #2441
 
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Manche sind verwirrt, wenn der Satz anders endet als man es Kartoffel.
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Old 09/19/2011, 13:43   #2442
 
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bieber:*** said i have talent

eminem:no i didnt
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Old 09/19/2011, 22:07   #2443


 
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hi du ei

_______________________________

Er = Ey süße tun dir die füße weh `?
Sie = Warum `?
Er = Weil du mir die ganze Zeit im Kopf rumgehst :|
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Old 09/19/2011, 23:13   #2444
 
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Habs schnell wo hochgeladen war zu lang zum hier einfügen,...

Lol wisxo geht das nicht...

u are 7.ch/

Leerzeichen nicht vergessen
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Old 09/20/2011, 23:11   #2445
 
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Was macht eine Frau nach dem ***? Sie stört
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