Me : Hello there! Could I please know your name?
Deepthroat : I was born no parents with and consequence in no name have. Call me Deepthroat are able you!
Me : That's some pretty fucked up english there. Are you retarded?
Deepthroat : I no are retarded but close because korean am thus little speak english
Me : Alright... Anyway, let's talk about Conquer Online. What do you think you have achieved with this game?
Deepthroat : achieved us have to demonstrate average develop skills but fuck up all with english bad
Me : Yes, I agree. Most NPCs make very little sense. The game is still enjoyable right?
Deepthroat : yes yes aim is us to make addictive the game become because money want us
Me : How exactly can making players addicted bring you money?
Deepthroat : as noticed you have can on website of co offers to sell balls in money for exchange
Me : Yes, you're right. It makes sense. What exactly are these "balls" of which you speak of? Magic balls, perhaps?
Deepthroat : actual term be actually "DragonBall" is which our strategy to player rip off a lot
Me : Could you please be more specific?
Deepthroat : before used to be honest we but then douchebag guy (someone) hired some guy of which named self "the fucking devil" or like. guy told we to have lots of strategies to lots of money have but we must give souls him before
Me : So you sold your souls to the devil in order to make more money?
Deepthroat : yes yes a contract formal actually was
Me : You realise you're going to hell right?
Deepthroat : idiot me is korean all we go hell
Me : Whatever... Let's actually speak about the game. What are your plans for the future?
Deepthroat : we are plan to create class new with "ninja" of name! class of co will likely most be "incredibly fucking hard to level" (or devil words say) but would have limit none on expball of using.
Me : That's a strategy to sell more dragonballs?
Deepthroat : Yes.
Me : What's your opinion on private servers such as LOTF, AcidCO and such?
Deepthroat : to like to murder of private server guys we would, but korean us have got scared of to read LOTF website message of the welcome & not will do anything.
Me : So you're just going to let them enjoy the game without emptying their wallets and getting pked all the time by asshole brasilian trojans?
Deepthroat : yes yes sadden us it does
Me : There are ongoing rumors that your network administrators are complete retards with less background than my dick. Is this true?
Deepthroat : yes yes hired monkeys of korean we have haha randomly like to press buttons like to they haha
Me : So that's why the game is so easy to hack?
Deepthroat : yes yes haha
Me : Is that why the account.conqueronline.com major hack happened a while ago?
Deepthroat : ha no haha nonono intended was the idea of it haha to hacked have 2soc super guys get we had intentions of us because buy more bulk packs they would
Me : Well, thank you for your time, Deepthroat. I'd shake your hand but I just washed mine.
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