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[Guide] How to Fail

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[Guide] How to Fail

Hey! I'm going to help you all fail today!
First, let's go over what helps us all fail. We're seen these time after time again, but let's just make sure we're on the same page on what must be accomplished:

1. Hire a young, immature and power hungry, raging staff. You want to make sure that you hire only the best of the worst. The least experienced will help you achieve your server goals.

2. Disrespecting your players: kill them as much as possible using commands and aim bots. Put them in their place and let them know that they're below the staff at all times. Also, make all of your friends staff members and hunt your players like the animals they are.

3. Development: avoid it at all costs! If you think that you can't do it, then you probably can't. Don't try, don't attempt- and keep everything the same! Members hate bugs in the game (but they hate you more! so put them in their place!!).

4. Client: Edit the **** out of it. If you are very serious about your goals, then make sure that your client is almost incomprehensible.

Do all of the above correctly and I ensure that you will have a successfully failing server!
Good luck!

Sincerely,
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Old 09/16/2011, 20:54   #2
 
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Actually it doesn't need a guide.

Those who will fail will fail no matter what.
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Old 09/16/2011, 22:54   #3
 
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Sounds like renegade
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Now when I think about it. The source does not make a server good, but the community.
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Lol, epic thread.
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Now when I think about it. The source does not make a server good, but the community.
That's why I focused mainly on the community. **** them over and you're bound to be on your way to "success".
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How to fail: Be Fang.
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How to fail: Be Fang.
Seriously who the hell would want to be Fang? Listening to your members and developing goodness into your server source... it's bullshit ain't it?

@Fang - I'm going to listen to your advice! *System Restores to a previous time where I had my Conquer-Sx source* Here we go! Expect a server release tomorrow! "Conquer-Sx Iz Da Bezt 99.0"
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Lol to epic
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Seriously who the hell would want to be Fang? Listening to your members and developing goodness into your server source... it's bullshit ain't it?

@Fang - I'm going to listen to your advice! *System Restores to a previous time where I had my Conquer-Sx source* Here we go! Expect a server release tomorrow! "Conquer-Sx Iz Da Bezt 99.0"
Don't forget to add cb drobs for GMs only.
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5. Make sure your server is binary.
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5. Make sure your server is binary.
It'll be binary after compilation as long as you're using a compiled language.

I'm funny.
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It'll be binary after compilation as long as you're using a compiled language.

I'm funny.
My brain hurts.
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This is... FAILarta!
*Epic kick*
I'll learn how to really really fail with this guide :trollface:
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This is... FAILarta!
*Epic kick*
I'll learn how to really really fail with this guide :trollface:
You just failed big time.
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