Is there any decent programmers here?

~~BaussHacker~~ · 09/23/2011, 10:37

You're not decent, before you can figure this out:
Language = Brainfuck.

Spoiler

Chalkie · 09/23/2011, 11:23

99 bottles of beer ect ect, use know the song.

Lateralus · 09/23/2011, 11:36

This is what people who have never looked at any code think all code looks like. Seriously.

m7mdxlife · 09/23/2011, 11:54

I believe thats how an egy see's the english language...

Benguin · 09/23/2011, 12:29

it said Bauss is the best camel everrr

~~BaussHacker~~ · 09/23/2011, 12:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benguin

it said Bauss is the best camel everrr

True story.

JobvdH · 09/23/2011, 13:26

Maybe the egys wants to learn english and type some **** in the hope they finally learned english..

~~BaussHacker~~ · 09/23/2011, 14:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by JobvdH

Maybe the egys wants to learn english and type some **** in the hope they finally learned english..

You don't get that it's a programming language? lool
The Egy joke died in 1960.

Korvacs · 09/23/2011, 14:54

You dont actually need to be a decent programmer to know brainfuck, you just need to know brainfuck....

m7mdxlife · 09/23/2011, 14:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Korvacs

You dont actually need to be a decent programmer to know brainfuck, you just need to know brainfuck....

care to make a guide? o.O

~~BaussHacker~~ · 09/23/2011, 15:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Korvacs

You dont actually need to be a decent programmer to know brainfuck, you just need to know brainfuck....

"Last Thursday, Urban Müller decided to snort a straight ton of coke laced with acid, and then ate a shroom for good measure. Brainfuck -- an esoteric turing test that isn't even suitable as a programming language -- was born. "

This is where I got this:

So you need to be on coke to understand brainfuck.. hmmm...

I thought about learning it, it's basically all about pointers.

Brainfuck | C equivalent

Code:

> 	++ptr;
< 	--ptr;
+ 	++*ptr;
- 	--*ptr;
. 	putchar(*ptr);
, 	*ptr=getchar();
[ 	while (*ptr) {
] 	}

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

Korvacs · 09/23/2011, 20:42

Shame that isnt true, and that the real reason it was made was to be able to write the smallest compiler ever made.

Heres hello world:

Code:

+++++ +++++             initialize counter (cell #0) to 10
[                       use loop to set the next four cells to 70/100/30/10
    > +++++ ++              add  7 to cell #1
    > +++++ +++++           add 10 to cell #2 
    > +++                   add  3 to cell #3
    > +                     add  1 to cell #4
    <<<< -                  decrement counter (cell #0)
]                   
> ++ .                  print 'H'
> + .                   print 'e'
+++++ ++ .              print 'l'
.                       print 'l'
+++ .                   print 'o'
> ++ .                  print ' '
<< +++++ +++++ +++++ .  print 'W'
> .                     print 'o'
+++ .                   print 'r'
----- - .               print 'l'
----- --- .             print 'd'
> + .                   print '!'
> .                     print '\n'

~~BaussHacker~~ · 09/23/2011, 21:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Korvacs

Shame that isnt true, and that the real reason it was made was to be able to write the smallest compiler ever made.

Heres hello world:

Code:

+++++ +++++             initialize counter (cell #0) to 10
[                       use loop to set the next four cells to 70/100/30/10
    > +++++ ++              add  7 to cell #1
    > +++++ +++++           add 10 to cell #2 
    > +++                   add  3 to cell #3
    > +                     add  1 to cell #4
    <<<< -                  decrement counter (cell #0)
]                   
> ++ .                  print 'H'
> + .                   print 'e'
+++++ ++ .              print 'l'
.                       print 'l'
+++ .                   print 'o'
> ++ .                  print ' '
<< +++++ +++++ +++++ .  print 'W'
> .                     print 'o'
+++ .                   print 'r'
----- - .               print 'l'
----- --- .             print 'd'
> + .                   print '!'
> .                     print '\n'

I know it isn't true. Look at the source :P Just had to share the lol.

pwerty · 09/24/2011, 02:37

ffs its Criss Angel .. please sign my post.

~~BaussHacker~~ · 09/24/2011, 11:11

I think I might know a way to do this somehow. By parsing it all and converting it to C, however it wouldn't work that well. It would still be a ****** up code.