So you just got 450 engineering and you are probably feeling a bit empty. BoP pets, a mailbox... can't really make money off of arrows or bullets since you don't raid enough to get the reputation, a portal generator with a four hour cooldown... Well who cares?! You get your own kick@$$ butler! This guy can even check your BANK, seriously, you can save like a whole... 5 minutes!

That's right your own robot butler. And, he has a jetpack, seriously, a jetpack.
Now I know what you're thinking, oh great Abhorsenjay, how can I get one of these godly robot butlers? Well, you poor miserable excuse for an engineer, I will show you
STEP 1:
You need to get
obviously. This can be "salvaged" (the engineering equivalent of mining) from dead mechanicals in Storm Peaks using an 
You'll be killing
, they look a bit like Jeeves actually. Kill, salvage, kill, salvage, etc. The drop rate IS low, however, so keep trying. Being the godly engineer that I am, I got it my first try, for others it can take hours. The map:
STEP 2:
Alright you got your schematic, feeling pretty sweet now right? Well you shouldn't be, take a look at the mats
Parts for Jeeves:
x2
x10
x20
x8
x2
x30
That should take you down a few pegs, not to worry though, I will guide you through each one

The recipe for this sucker is in Black Rock Depths, next to
. Get the
(see end of guide for instructions on how to obtain this), unlock the gate on your left, go forward a bit, turn right and unlock the gate, then go forward again and unlock the door on the left. Go forward and there will be a gear, there's a little pillar-like thing connected to the gear that you can click to dislodge the gear. Once that's down go up the ramp, and hug the left wall. A passage will have now opened up, cross the bridge. From there on it's pretty much self explanatory. The schematic will be on the floor in a scroll sort of thing, right click it and bask in all its glory.Sub-materials:
32

4

You get
from engineering as well:6

4


So by now you've figured out that your robot is essentially a cannibal of sorts, a scientific experiment gone wrong at blizzard HQ that survived by feasting upon his former minions. Anyhow... You get this schematic from
in Blade's Edge Mountains
Once again, they have quite a low drop rate, keep at it though you'll get it eventually (10-40 kills is the norm). As usual, being the amazing engineer I am, I bent the server to my will and it dropped first try. I also pillaged their villages and raped their women.
Sub-materials:
80

80

mats for this:
80

10

mats for this:
30

10


You get the schematic for this by completing:

which is a follow up to:

This quest starts from a
which drops from the
in STEP 1. To complete this quest you need to bring4

mats for this:
~6

5 Overcharged Capacitor
mats for this:
16

4

to
at the Grom'Arsh Crash Site
After you get the schematic it will take:
40


What? You thought your Butler would use normal Titanium, or normal Steel? Hah! I laugh at your logical conclusion. No young fool, your butler needs solid

If you are making them yourself the mats are:
21

mats for this:
42

alternatively you can transmute them
168

8

8

8


There are a few ways you can get these gems, I will go through all the ones I know of.
#1 Buy with honor
A few patches ago Blizzard added my good friend
to the Champions Hall in Stomwind. For 20 000 honor you too can walk away with 2 epic gems.As for getting this honor there are a few methods. The first is an excellent way of getting rid of your
and excess
.
9

OR
30

Alternatively, you can trade in miscellaneous Marks of Honor at battle masters in Orgrammar, Stormwind City and Dalaran for 185 honor each.
#2 Alchemy
You can also transmute one of these babies with alchemy
mats for this:
2

2


Alright you panzy, we're just about finished here just need to make some Cobalt Bolts
mats:
60

Okay! Now you're finished and you have an ultra leet mega sexy uber robot butler to show off to your girlfriend, you do have one right? Oh also it has a one hour cooldown, that's the price you have to pay in order to bask in the sheer glory of his robot butlerness. Try it out! Go queue for a random with friends, everyone will be like "umg how u git that robot!?!?!?1111" and your E-peen will grow EXPONENTIALLY. We're talking 10 to the power of like over 9000 here.
SUBGUIDE -

Alright nubcake, clearly you were asleep during the last... oh I don't know... three years? Or you would have had this sweet mother of all keys right now. Have no fear though, I shall guide your nubly butt through the process (I will skim the essentials and provide a link to a full guide, don't want to take anybody's credit).
Get to Blackrock mountain. Now go look at your investment portfolio. Notice all those failing stocks? Excellent, now that you are feeling somewhat suicidal and masochistic go jump in the lava and kill yourself. As a ghost run back and travel down the chain to the center pillar. Go inside this pillar and keep following the path, eventually you'll come across a dead guy who you can talk to. Talk to this guy and grab his quest.
For the sake of convenience I will assume you know how to find Blackrock Depths (will also post link to another guide in case you don't). Go inside and head straight. Clear your way up and make to the Halls of Law (refer to map earlier in this guide). There is a room on your left with High Interrogator Gerstahn. Kill him for the Prison Cell key.
Take your first right to the detention block and go into the ring of law. A survival event will start, just keep killing the mobs that spawn. After this go through the door on your left and up the ramp. You are now in the East Garrison. Take down the mobs and take a very hard right. The door you are going through will lead you to right above where you just fought (the upper Ring of Law). Don't talk to the Spectators, they are cranky and like to kill people like you.
Head left and take the door. Go down the ramp and kill the mobs. Once that is clear take a left. You will be heading towards a bridge with two fire elementals on each side. Clear the mobs and hug the left wall to go into another room. Once you turn the corner, straight ahead there will be a doorway. Continue around the circle, go through the second door on the right. Once through the doorway clear the boss and his mobs. Ironfel is a wandering mob, kill him.
Go back the way came, to that ramp down from the upper part of the ring of law. Take a right, around the corner at the end of the hall is a statue. Put Ironfel on the statue. Grats, you now have the shadowforge key.
For an even more detailed guide see here:

Quest:

Vid, not by me, thought it might help:
I did my best to paraphrase and interpret.
Cheers!






