*Fixed this part*
Scratch that, I borrowed Enterprise from a friend. Got it installed with no problems.
BUT I encountered a NEW problem...
I go into the SQL Server Configuration, and I can enable all the "Native Client" Configurations ( the 3rd listing)
But have no drop-box for the second listing at all "Server 2005 Network Configuration".
There's nothing there for me to edit, no TCP/IP, no VIA, no pipes, nothing

How do I get that to show up?