you were born in:
1 - I love
2 - I bashed
3 - I banged
4 - I went surfing with
5 - i am goin 2 be a
6 - I stabbed
7 - I got high with
8 -I smoked with
9 - I ran naked with
10 - I killed
11 - I made ****
12- I put a bra on
Pick the day (number)
you were born on:
01 - a ****
02 -homer simpson
03 - spongebob
04 - the hot dog stand guy
05 - a guy that works at hooters
06 - a *****
07 - a male stripper
08 - Barney the dinosaur
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a jew
15 - ur mum
16 - a sexy guy
17 - a jellybean
18 - a briefcase full of money
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - ur dad
27 - a french guy
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a big mac
30 - a bowl full of ice cream
31 - ur grandma
Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::
White - because im sexy as hell
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because I hate my life
Red - Because the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I have AMAZING *****
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a ***(dess) in bed
Orange - because i smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i got it from my paaa pa
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Mine is "I bashed a briefcase full of money because I love weed" 2/18/Black
