[B] There's a Mexican, a Chinese guy, and a blonde, and they work as window washers on the Empire State Building. One day they're washing, and its time to go to lunch. They decided to eat their lunch right there, hanging from the highest floor.
The Mexican opens his lunch box and pulls out a burrito. He says if I get one more burrito for lunch, I am jumping off!
The Chinese guy opens his lunch box, and pulls out an egg roll. He says if I get an egg roll one more time for lunch, I'm jumping off!
The blonde opens his lunch, its bolgna and cheese, and says, next time I get bologna and cheese I'm jumping off!
Next day comes, the Mexican opens his pail, and finds another burrito, so he jumps off. The Chinese guy pulls out an egg roll, so he jumps from the building. The blonde finds bologna and cheese, and he too jumps off the building.
These men were best friends, so the funeral was for all three of them. Friends came up to the Mexican's wife to comfort her, she said, if I knew he didn't like burritos so much, I would've packed him something else. The same happened with the Chinese guy's wife. Then they went to comfort the blonde guys wife, she wasn't crying at all. So they asked her why she wasn't crying, her husband had just died. And she replied, I have nothing to cry about he packs his own lunches!
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