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Old 07/13/2010, 01:25   #1096
 
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Falls ich dummes, dummes Kind nun wieder etwas falsch verstanden habe, versuche Dich bitte so auszudrücken das selbst der größte Dorftrottel hinter deine Absichten kommt.
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Wayne das ist Drewfire, Drewfire das ist Wayne.
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n: Und wo ist nun der Bus?
d: Welcher Bus den?
n: Ja der Bus mit den Leuten denen dies interessiert
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Old 07/14/2010, 21:41   #1097
 
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Der einzige deutsche Satz der komplett rückwerts lesbar ist:

"Ein Neger mit Gazelle zagt im Regen nie."

Verzeiht mir den äußerst rassistischen Ausdruck.
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Old 07/15/2010, 09:19   #1098
 
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Send a camera one billion miles away and take a picture of ourselves! -Yes!
Fix an oil spil some thousand metres deen in the ocean! -Dude, no wai, too much cost, lag, dangerous, crappy team, etc!
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Old 07/15/2010, 14:04   #1099
 
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CURRYWURST!
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Old 07/16/2010, 13:45   #1100
 
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schläfst du ein mit popo die kratzt
wachst du auf mit fingert di stinkt
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Old 07/16/2010, 13:52   #1101
 
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er kann kein deutsch
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Old 07/16/2010, 14:40   #1102
 
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Der einzige deutsche Satz der komplett rückwerts lesbar ist:

"Ein Neger mit Gazelle zagt im Regen nie."

Verzeiht mir den äußerst rassistischen Ausdruck.
Das ist nicht der einzige, es gibt Hunderte davon. Das nennt sich Palindrom.

"Leg in eine so helle Hose nie 'n Igel !"
"Nie Knabe, nie, grub Nero neben Orenburg eine Bank ein"
"Zeus massierte Treiss am Suez."
"Bei Leid lieh stets Heil die Lieb"

Eine große Sammlung :
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Old 07/16/2010, 20:25   #1103
 
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er hat den beat & so. xD
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Old 07/18/2010, 00:07   #1107
 
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So the owner of BP said that the company is going to survive.
That's like running over a dog and saying the car is fine.
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Old 07/19/2010, 00:03   #1108
 
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peace für die welt
und 5gramm für mich
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Old 07/19/2010, 00:10   #1109


 
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Abraham fragt Bebraham kann ich ein Zebra haben?
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Old 07/19/2010, 00:24   #1110
 
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Abraham fragt Bebraham kann ich ein Zebra haben?
Lol der Standartwitz von meinem Grundschulrelilehrer...
Nostalgie pur
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