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Old 10/21/2010, 22:30   #1336
 
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Old 10/22/2010, 21:36   #1337
 
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poor wow suchtis xDDD
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Old 10/29/2010, 11:23   #1338
 
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Old 10/29/2010, 13:30   #1339
 
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Boy: You are ABCDEFGHIJK.
Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Darling, Elegant, Funny, Gorgeous, Hot!
Girl: AWW! What does IJK mean?
Boy: IM JUST KIDDING!
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Old 10/30/2010, 23:31   #1341
 
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Den versteh ich nicht, srsly
Ich denke mal der Witz soll der sein, dass der dritte gegen einen Baum gerannt ist?
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Girl; how much do you love me?
Boy; look up at the sky.
Girl: don't change the subject!
Boy: just do it!
Girl, okay what am I doing?
Boy: count how many stars there are?
Girl: impossibe.
Boy: and so is explaining my love for you ♥
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Old 11/01/2010, 20:52   #1344
 
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Old 11/04/2010, 17:30   #1348
 
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das isn zeitvertreib. ;o
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1. Englisch für Anfänger: (for beginners)

Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren
an. Welche Hexe schaut welche Swatch Uhr an?

In englisch!

Three witches watch three swatch watches.
Which witch watch which swatch watch?

2. Englisch für Fortgeschrittene: (advanced
english)

Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen
sich drei Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche
geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexe schaut sich
welchen Swatch Uhrenknopf an?

In englisch!

Three switched witches watch three Swatch
watch switches. Which switched witch watch
which Swatch watch switch?

3. Englisch im Endstadium: (at the end)

Drei Schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich
wünschen geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein,
schauen sich schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe
an. Welche schweizer Hexen-Schlampe, die
sich
wünscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein,
schaut sich welche schweizer Swatch
Uhrenknöpfe an?

In Englisch!

Three swiss witch-*******, which wished to
be switched swiss witch-*******, wish to
watch
three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which
swiss witch-***** which wishes to be a
switched swiss witch-*****, wishes to watch
which swiss Swatch watch switch?
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