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ich zahl doch keine 60€ für ein bären

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Warum machen Männer immer nur den Heiratsantrag?
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Weil das halt einfach Männersache ist ausserdem wenn die Frauen ihn machen würden müssten die Männer ja wenn sie den Antrag gestellt kriegen sentimental werden und das fällt manchen schwer^^
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woher ich das weiß ich bin da angemeldet.
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Go to Google translate and put:

Quote:
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And put translate from German to *thelanguageyouwant*. Then you click in listen in the first box (the german one).

And you have beatbox
(Sry for putting in english, but I didn't want to put a new thread and I don't know german)


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1. Go to Google
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3. Click the I'm feeling lucky button
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Was macht man mit einem Hund ohne Beine?

Um die Häuser ziehen.
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Was ist Baschar al-Assads Lieblingsspiel?

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James Bond Trick

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