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08/25/2012, 22:33
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ich zahl doch keine 60€ für ein bären
ted ist scheiße
wie heißt iein spanier ohne auto ? carlos
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08/25/2012, 23:02
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#3167
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Esst mal Mais mit Butter 
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08/26/2012, 20:14
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Wichsen ist ein schöner Sport,da geht die Kraft mit Freuden fort.
Je rostiger das Dach desto feuchter der Keller (If you know what i mean)
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08/26/2012, 22:35
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#3169
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Warum machen Männer immer nur den Heiratsantrag?
Denn wenn Frauen auf die Knie gehen um den Antrag zu machen, die Männer immer die Hose aufmachen.
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08/27/2012, 13:26
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#3170
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Weil das halt einfach Männersache ist ausserdem wenn die Frauen ihn machen würden müssten die Männer ja wenn sie den Antrag gestellt kriegen sentimental werden und das fällt manchen schwer^^
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08/27/2012, 18:50
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Facebook = bullshit.
woher ich das weiß ich bin da angemeldet.
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08/27/2012, 23:09
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Go to Google translate and put:
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And put translate from German to *thelanguageyouwant*. Then you click in listen in the first box (the german one).
And you have beatbox 
(Sry for putting in english, but I didn't want to put a new thread and I don't know german)
Regards, StormTempest
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08/27/2012, 23:47
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#3173
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1. Go to Google
2. Type find Chuck Norris
3. Click the I'm feeling lucky button
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08/28/2012, 21:03
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"Bitte mit dem Flaschenboden voran einführen"
Verstehe, der kleine dreckige Pfandautomat wills auf die harte Tour...
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08/28/2012, 22:10
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Was macht man mit einem Hund ohne Beine?
Um die Häuser ziehen.
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08/29/2012, 00:01
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08/29/2012, 00:21
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Was ist Baschar al-Assads Lieblingsspiel?
Bomberman
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08/29/2012, 00:24
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James Bond Trick
Type "James Bond" into Google Translate
Translate it to Standard Chinese
See the Result
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08/29/2012, 01:21
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08/29/2012, 17:31
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