[Fun] League of Legends | jokes | puns | pictures [Collection]

[CarolineForbes]

Hey epvp folks,

I've collected "some" of the funniest (okay, i know some people will not find them funny at all >.>) LoL jokes, puns , and some pictures. I garentee you'll like them , and I would like to apologize for the headache and pain that some of these jokes are going to cause.

#1
Why didn't sivir win the spelling bee?
Because she could only spell shield.

#2
Lee sin walks into a bar ... and into a chair, and into a table.

#3
Teemo walks into a bar. "I'll have a glass of water, please!"
(2 seconds later)
Bartender: "Here's your wat... wait, where'd he go?"

#4
Yo momma is so fat, Cho'gath feasted on her and gained full stacks.

#5
Why did fizz fall off his trident?
Because hes unbalanced!

#6
Annie[All]: hey lee sin.
Lee sin[All]: wat ?
Annie[All]: have you seen my bear tibbers ?

#7
Long list inside .

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You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina?
...He knocked her up!

Did you see Annie dance last night?
She was on fire!

You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time.

Katarinas dark secret is that she's prone to getting dizzy.

Trundle never ceases to be amazed about how everyone on the internet knows he's a troll.

Mordekaiser really hates airport security.

Shacos darkest secret is that he's afraid of children.

Sometimes Karthus picks up a sword and pretends that he's Arthas.

Amumus favorite emote is
/cry

Heimerdinger has a gadget for every occasion, but his friends think he went too far during the attack of a mariachi band of penguins dressed up as clowns.

Anyone else notice that Tryndameres undying rage...ends.

Once Evelynn almost choked to death,
but nobody could tell.

Also, Evelynn is constantly being bothered by an old man named Gargamel.

When Katarina got into the assassination business she made a killing.

For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches.

Soraka hates the saying "when you hear hoof beats, think horses".

Teemo is a big player in the underground drug market.

Ryze's big secret is a real shocker!

When Malphite and Rammus hang out they like to Rock n' Roll!

When Udyr masturbates,
is it considered beastiality?

Maplphite once took swimming lessons
...he doesn't like to talk about it

Sheep are suspicious of the newcomer: Urf the manatee

Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved.
The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs!

When Katarina said that her sister is a real b!tch Nasus got excited!

Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales.

Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double!
...Turns out it was just Shaco playing him a prank!

Taric's employer thinks he's a real gem!

Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary!
...She's his girlfriend!

There are 300 jokes about Pantheon!

Everyone stared when Lux asked if anyone's got a light?

Once Kog'maw had a cold, but no one could tell.

Tristana is disappointed that it's never a rocket in your pocket.

Sometimes, to mess with people Kayle and Morgana switch clothes.

#8
Brand got banned for flaming.

#9
Jarvan and Garen are in a pub.

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They see Alistair on the other side and bet to make him laugh.
Both are trying their best jokes but both keep failing.
Then Teemo came up and said:
"Ill bet you I will make him laugh for 1000 gold."
They agreed.
He came up to Alistair and whispered something to his ear.
Alistair started laughing like crazy.
Then Teemo returned to Jarvan and Garen and told them:
"And for another 1000 gold, I will make him cry too."
They instantly agreed too.
So Teemo came up to Alistair and showed him something.
Alistair started to cry like a little baby and runs away in tears.
Jarvan and Garven both suprised asked Teemo:
"What did you told him?"
"Well... first time, I said my d*ck is bigger than his...
and then... I showed him."

#10
At the start of the game, Blitz said "Let's go invade!" Then he ran very fast using his w skill.

#11
Why is yasuo the best roommate?
Because he always HASAKEY.

#12
Sometimes Volibear tells me jokes, but I just can't bear them.

#13
What's the yordles' most hated phone carrier?
Teemobile.

#14
What does Mordekaiser hate the most?
Airport Security.

#15
You have the map awareness of Christofer F*****g Columbus.

#16
What's Vayne's favourite site?
Tumblr.

#17
What do you call a Blitzcrank with 6 Triforces?
A really expensive hooker.

#18
Why is Tf an illegal immigrant?
Because he doesnt have a green card.

#19
Who is the most academically sucessfull female champion?
Jinx. She got A's while the rest of them got D's.

#20
Yorick walks into a bar, there is no counter

#21
100 people followed Singed on Twitter... They all died...

#22
What do you call Malphite getting a double kill against Azir and Anivia?
Killing two birds with one stone.

#23
What do you call Annie after first blood?
A Woman.

#24
Why is Yorick gay?
Because he digs Graves.

#25
A Korean boy killed his friend after losing three games in a row in League of Legends. Who did the media blame of course?
The jungler.

#26
You know why americans are so bad at league of legends?
They cant defend their towers

#27
"Jokes? I don't know any jokes."

#28
Why did fiddlestick get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

#29
Why do chefs love cooking for Ekko?
Because he always goes back 4 seconds.

#30
EU,NA


#31
MD Kennen, why does my stomach hurt?
Because you Aatrox.

#32
What do you call a Lucian that goes afk?
A Black Leaver.

#33
My plays are always calculated, but man am I bad at math...

#34
What do you call a fizz that builds zonyas?
A goldfish .

#35
How do you beat Orianna?
Ochris Brown.

#35
Why is Riven such a broken champion?
Because a sword mirrors its owner.

#36
What car does Garen drive?
A FORD EMACIAAAA

#37
How many platinum 1 players do you need to replace a light bulb ?
None, they would break the ladder and blame everyone for it.

#38
Why does Teemo live in a small house?
Because he doesnt need mushroom.

#39
Your mum is so fat she has to recall twice to get back to base.

#40
Yo momma so fat, when Singed tried to Fling her, he broke his back.

#41
Tribunal :
Tristana [All][38:33]: vayne carry them!!
Vayne [All][38:50]: It’s ok I work for the city, I’m a garbage collector in real life
Tristana [All][38:52]: and..?
Vayne [All][39:01]: I’m used to carrying trash

#42
Olaf: Hey Elise do you know what counters Vi the most?
Elise: No what?
Olaf: Me, because im a VI-king.

#43
Tribunal:
Ahri [5:52]: hey garen wanna hear a joke
Garen [5:54]: sure
Ahri [5:57]: sex
Garen [6:03]: i dont get it
Ahri [6:09]: i know you dont idiot

#44
Tribunal:
Pantheon [12:20]: victor penta urgot noob victor
Leona [12:35]: car horse battery staple pencil

#45
Tribunal
Thresh [30:18]: Graves when I die irl I want to invite you to my funeral.
Graves [30:42]: why the fuck would I go to that?
Thresh [30:59]: for old time’s sake so you can let me down one last time

#46
Why can’t Olaf find a handicapped parking spot?
He can’t be disabled.

#47

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#50

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That's all i could dig up and share for now. Credits goes to their creators, i've just collected them to once place.
If you got some more , just post them below ^^

Hope you liked it . Cheers.

[Flurex]

Some good Jokes, ye. ^^

[Smokers Anthem]

player 1 : pick a snowball jungler plz
player 2 : ..picks nunu

[CarolineForbes]

Originally Posted by Smokers Anthem

player 1 : pick a snowball jungler plz
player 2 : ..picks nunu

LOL

[sLim']

kys

[jaYtikz]

In my opinion, are the best 3,4,8,10,18,21,22,23,24,26,34,37,38 and 39 xD

[CarolineForbes]

Originally Posted by jaYtikz

In my opinion, are the best 3,4,8,10,18,21,22,23,24,26,34,37,38 and 39 xD

Quite a long list u made, i guess it was worth making it if u liked that much of them )

[Cyberry]

kys

[CarolineForbes]

What is kys ?

[SoTheCrazy]

i love this image

[CarolineForbes]

Originally Posted by SoTheCrazy

i love this image

This pic was made with teemo rightD

[SoTheCrazy]

Originally Posted by CarolineForbes

This pic was made with teemo rightD

Yup man!

[CarolineForbes]

Glad you like it bud ^^