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TEEMO
LYRICS :
(Chorus)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Captain teemo (4x)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Captain teemo (4x)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)
(Verse 1)
It's that kid crown on the mic, well I guess it's time to start
Can't see me, is it camoflauge or a blinding dart?
Either way, I'm hidden to your eyes, I have the element
Of surprise, where is he comin' from, guess there's no tellin', um
"Where's he at, I don't know, I'm just a little scared..
Call the other 4 into the bush in case he's chillin' there.."
I'm residing on the other side of the summoner's rift
I'm taking your tower, you have no action to be stopping it
Opposing team get mistreated, backdoor is always completed
Only thing you see is your nexus destroyed, the word defeated
Everyone thought I was a champion played by noobies
Lost the game, all you heard was "Captain teemo, on duty"
(Chorus)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)
(Chorus)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Captain teemo (4x)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Captain teemo (4x)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)
(Verse 1)
It's that kid crown on the mic, well I guess it's time to start
Can't see me, is it camoflauge or a blinding dart?
Either way, I'm hidden to your eyes, I have the element
Of surprise, where is he comin' from, guess there's no tellin', um
"Where's he at, I don't know, I'm just a little scared..
Call the other 4 into the bush in case he's chillin' there.."
I'm residing on the other side of the summoner's rift
I'm taking your tower, you have no action to be stopping it
Opposing team get mistreated, backdoor is always completed
Only thing you see is your nexus destroyed, the word defeated
Everyone thought I was a champion played by noobies
Lost the game, all you heard was "Captain teemo, on duty"
(Chorus)
Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain teemo (4x)
Every single game I get into, I hit auto-lock
Captain teemo (4x)
ANNIE:
So listen up
Lets go gank, lalala
Wanna farm, Lets go gank
Said Lets go gank, lalala
Wanna farm, Lets go gank
Said Lets go gank, lalala
Wanna farm, Lets go gank
Said Lets go gank, lalala
Wanna farm, Lets go gank
Got it annie?
Hey annie girl what you doing tonight?
I wanna see how you tibbers stun. (hey, hey annie)
You're giving it your all when you chain cc
I want to see if we can stun them some more (hey, hey annie)
You can be my nuke, I can be your tank
And we can gank this lane however you want (hey, hey annie)
Gank it from the side,Gank it upside down
Or we can Gank it from the back and the front (hey, hey annie)
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Annie drop the tibbers now
Make them wanna rage quit
Yeah, you can nuke some more
Make them wanna rage quit
ooh youre stacking
Make them wanna rage quit
Ooh don't stop it
I want you to pwn
Im gettin stuns here.
stuns there, chain cc gazzillionare
I used to gank and blood would spill
Now theyre all dead. pLenta kill
stun problems, no problems
Don't hate the man with clarity
I want to push with you annie
Now let me see that full spell combo baby.
Hey annie girl what you doing tonight?
I wanna see how you tibbers stun. (hey, hey annie)
You're giving it your all when you chain cc
I want to see if we can stun them some more (hey, hey annie)
You can be my nuke, I can be your tank
And we can gank this lane however you want (hey, hey annie)
Gank it from the side,Gank it upside down
Or we can Gank it from the back and the front (hey, hey annie)
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Drop the tibbes to the floor
Make them wanna rage quit
Yeah, you can nuke some more
Make them wanna rage quit
ooh youre stacking
Make them wanna rage quit
Ooh don't stop it
I want you to pwn
Headbutt it, make money
Im gettin so many kills it aint funny
Scared honey? yeah buddy.
That's how it goes in this lane baby
But enough i pulverize you
knock you up annie takes a shot and then she has you
Not blitzcrank or amumu, Im a monster
I got colossal strength for your turret gangsta
Hey annie girl what you doing tonight?
I wanna see how you tibbers stun. (hey, hey annie)
You're giving it your all when you chain cc
I want to see if we can stun them some more (hey, hey annie)
You can be my nuke, I can be your tank
And we can gank this lane however you want (hey, hey annie)
Gank it from the side,Gank it upside down
Or we can Gank it from the back and the front (hey, hey annie)
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Annie drop the tibbers now
Make them wanna rage quit
Yeah, you can nuke some more
Make them wanna rage quit
ooh youre stacking
Make them wanna rage quit
Ooh don't stop it
I want you to pwn
Lets go gank, lalala
Wanna farm, Lets go gank
Said Lets go gank, lalala
Wanna farm, Lets go gank
Said Lets go gank, lalala
Wanna farm, Lets go gank
Said Lets go gank, lalala
Wanna farm, Lets go gank
Got it annie?
Hey annie girl what you doing tonight?
I wanna see how you tibbers stun. (hey, hey annie)
You're giving it your all when you chain cc
I want to see if we can stun them some more (hey, hey annie)
You can be my nuke, I can be your tank
And we can gank this lane however you want (hey, hey annie)
Gank it from the side,Gank it upside down
Or we can Gank it from the back and the front (hey, hey annie)
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Annie drop the tibbers now
Make them wanna rage quit
Yeah, you can nuke some more
Make them wanna rage quit
ooh youre stacking
Make them wanna rage quit
Ooh don't stop it
I want you to pwn
Im gettin stuns here.
stuns there, chain cc gazzillionare
I used to gank and blood would spill
Now theyre all dead. pLenta kill
stun problems, no problems
Don't hate the man with clarity
I want to push with you annie
Now let me see that full spell combo baby.
Hey annie girl what you doing tonight?
I wanna see how you tibbers stun. (hey, hey annie)
You're giving it your all when you chain cc
I want to see if we can stun them some more (hey, hey annie)
You can be my nuke, I can be your tank
And we can gank this lane however you want (hey, hey annie)
Gank it from the side,Gank it upside down
Or we can Gank it from the back and the front (hey, hey annie)
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Drop the tibbes to the floor
Make them wanna rage quit
Yeah, you can nuke some more
Make them wanna rage quit
ooh youre stacking
Make them wanna rage quit
Ooh don't stop it
I want you to pwn
Headbutt it, make money
Im gettin so many kills it aint funny
Scared honey? yeah buddy.
That's how it goes in this lane baby
But enough i pulverize you
knock you up annie takes a shot and then she has you
Not blitzcrank or amumu, Im a monster
I got colossal strength for your turret gangsta
Hey annie girl what you doing tonight?
I wanna see how you tibbers stun. (hey, hey annie)
You're giving it your all when you chain cc
I want to see if we can stun them some more (hey, hey annie)
You can be my nuke, I can be your tank
And we can gank this lane however you want (hey, hey annie)
Gank it from the side,Gank it upside down
Or we can Gank it from the back and the front (hey, hey annie)
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Oooh annie, baby lalalalala
Annie drop the tibbers now
Make them wanna rage quit
Yeah, you can nuke some more
Make them wanna rage quit
ooh youre stacking
Make them wanna rage quit
Ooh don't stop it
I want you to pwn
LEONA
Ow.
Eclipse shield will protect me from hits you see.
Zenith Blade will bring you closer to me.
I notice that you got a
tower and that we want it.
You know that I can tank it
And you will never make it
If you want me to tank
Just ping and I will do it.
Baby let me stun you where you are.
I can tank it, tank it tank much more,
then you have, have enough damage for.
Come on hit me, hit me, please, some more,
While my team pounds you into the floor.
Leonaaaaaaa x8
Watch me stun, when you run, then you die to us.
Keep you there, with a snare, so you cannot run.
I notice that you got a
tower and that we want it.
You know that I can tank it
And you will never make it
If you want me to tank
Just ping and I will do it.
Baby let me stun you where you are.
I can tank it, tank it tank much more,
then you have, have enough damage for.
Come on hit me, hit me, please, some more,
While my team pounds you into the floor.
Leonaaaaaaa x8
See the sunlight. Extra damage.
Keep on pushing till the game ends.
If youre near me, pop your ghost while
We keep pushing till the game ends.
Keep on pushing till the game ends.
Keep on pushing till the game ends.
Leonaaaaaaa x8
See the sunlight. Extra damage.
Keep on pushing till the game ends.
If you're near me, pop your ghost while
We keep pushing till the game ends.
Eclipse shield will protect me from hits you see.
Zenith Blade will bring you closer to me.
I notice that you got a
tower and that we want it.
You know that I can tank it
And you will never make it
If you want me to tank
Just ping and I will do it.
Baby let me stun you where you are.
I can tank it, tank it tank much more,
then you have, have enough damage for.
Come on hit me, hit me, please, some more,
While my team pounds you into the floor.
Leonaaaaaaa x8
Watch me stun, when you run, then you die to us.
Keep you there, with a snare, so you cannot run.
I notice that you got a
tower and that we want it.
You know that I can tank it
And you will never make it
If you want me to tank
Just ping and I will do it.
Baby let me stun you where you are.
I can tank it, tank it tank much more,
then you have, have enough damage for.
Come on hit me, hit me, please, some more,
While my team pounds you into the floor.
Leonaaaaaaa x8
See the sunlight. Extra damage.
Keep on pushing till the game ends.
If youre near me, pop your ghost while
We keep pushing till the game ends.
Keep on pushing till the game ends.
Keep on pushing till the game ends.
Leonaaaaaaa x8
See the sunlight. Extra damage.
Keep on pushing till the game ends.
If you're near me, pop your ghost while
We keep pushing till the game ends.
ASHE
HueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHue
JaJaJaJaJaJaJaJaJaJaJaJaJa
I guess we just lost a tower,
I dont know where it went.
I'm tryin' to read the team chat,
I don't know what they meant.
I'm gonna need a gank mid,
I've got 'em in my sight.
I'm gonna pop my arrow,
I'm gonna start a fight.
HueHueHueHueHueHueHue
I wanna start a fight!
jajajajajajaja
I'm gonna start a fight!
[[[
So So What,
I'm still a carry,
You should be wary.
I've got my aaaaaarrrrrooooooowwwws!
And guess what!
I'll add some frost shot,
And you'll be fast not.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
Then ignite!
Do it right!
And win the teamfight!
Solo.
I'm still a carry,
You should be wary.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
]]]
I'm gonna get a banshee,
At least I can take a hit.
Our morde thinks hes the carry,
I think he's full of shit.
I'm gonna need to B soon,
I am about to die.
I'm gonna try to lure them,
Maybe ill have to kite.
I don't know what to do now.
I wanna start a fight.
HueHueHueHueHueHueHue
I'm gonna' start a fight.
jajajajajajaja
We're all gonna get in a fight.
[[[
So So What,
I'm still a carry,
You should be wary.
I got my aaaaaarrrrrooooooowwwws!
And guess what!
I'll add some frost shot,
And you'll be fast not.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
Then ignite!
Do it right!
And win the teamfight!
So what.
I'm still a carry,
You should be wary.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
]]]
I pushed a lane.
I lead the team.
You jungled blue,
You are insane.
I fought in fights,
You never came.
Oh your mistakes,
will lose the game.
[[[
So So What,
I still a carry,
You should be wary.
I got my aaaaaarrrrrooooooowwwws!
And guess what!
I'll add some frost shot,
And you'll be fast not.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
Then ignite!
Do it right!
And win the teamfight!
So what.
I'm still a carry,
You should be wary.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
]]]
JaJaJaJaJaJaJaJaJaJaJaJaJa
I guess we just lost a tower,
I dont know where it went.
I'm tryin' to read the team chat,
I don't know what they meant.
I'm gonna need a gank mid,
I've got 'em in my sight.
I'm gonna pop my arrow,
I'm gonna start a fight.
HueHueHueHueHueHueHue
I wanna start a fight!
jajajajajajaja
I'm gonna start a fight!
[[[
So So What,
I'm still a carry,
You should be wary.
I've got my aaaaaarrrrrooooooowwwws!
And guess what!
I'll add some frost shot,
And you'll be fast not.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
Then ignite!
Do it right!
And win the teamfight!
Solo.
I'm still a carry,
You should be wary.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
]]]
I'm gonna get a banshee,
At least I can take a hit.
Our morde thinks hes the carry,
I think he's full of shit.
I'm gonna need to B soon,
I am about to die.
I'm gonna try to lure them,
Maybe ill have to kite.
I don't know what to do now.
I wanna start a fight.
HueHueHueHueHueHueHue
I'm gonna' start a fight.
jajajajajajaja
We're all gonna get in a fight.
[[[
So So What,
I'm still a carry,
You should be wary.
I got my aaaaaarrrrrooooooowwwws!
And guess what!
I'll add some frost shot,
And you'll be fast not.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
Then ignite!
Do it right!
And win the teamfight!
So what.
I'm still a carry,
You should be wary.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
]]]
I pushed a lane.
I lead the team.
You jungled blue,
You are insane.
I fought in fights,
You never came.
Oh your mistakes,
will lose the game.
[[[
So So What,
I still a carry,
You should be wary.
I got my aaaaaarrrrrooooooowwwws!
And guess what!
I'll add some frost shot,
And you'll be fast not.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
Then ignite!
Do it right!
And win the teamfight!
So what.
I'm still a carry,
You should be wary.
I'm gonna shoot you tonight!
]]]
WARWICK
YEAH!!
WOOO!!
Jungle Warwick in the fields tonight,
Everybody gonna get more exp.
And when you see me gank or fight
Everybody will be scared of me
Jungle Warwick gonna bring some pain,
Everybody gonna get more exp.
And when you see me in your lane
Youre just gonna see me.
Gank that.
Gettin Blue, JungleWick, cloth armor and pots this is sick.
Nonstop till i clear this out, gonna buy my boots then plan a route.
Got a Gank? i gots to know, before my buffs run out, ill jungle more.
Got strike, got call, Infinite Duress, and they fall.
Yo, I'm runnin for these ho's like Tryndy
I got that Blood Scent its on, so if you low you run.
Im JungleWick, Yeah so when you see me come,
you better run from me cause das the only way its fun hey!
Jungle Warwick in the fields tonight,
Everybody gonna get more exp.
And when you see me gank or fight
Everybody will be scared of me
Jungle Warwick gonna bring some pain,
Everybody gonna get more exp.
And when you see me in your lane
Youre just gonna see me.
Gank that.
Every game im junglin.
Junglin. Junglin.
Overextend and be the first one to make me ping and dash.
I'm gettin' kills, don't be mad now, stop, hatin' is bad.
One more kill for us, another one
Please dont steal my buff, don't mess around
We just wanna see you try it now
Cause youre gonna be, you're all dead now
Get up, get down, put your wards up on the ground.
Get up, get down, put your wards up on the ground.
Get up, get down, put your wards up on the ground.
put your wards up on the ground, put your wards up on the ground
Get up, get up, get up, get up.
Get up, get up, get up, get up.
Get up, put your wards up on the ground, on the ground
Put your wards up, Put your wards up, Put your wards up, Put your wards up
Jungle Warwick in the fields tonight,
(Put your wards up)
Everybody gonna get more exp.
(Put your wards up)
And when you see me gank or fight
(Put your wards up)
Everybody will be scared, scared, scared of me.
Put your wards up.
Put your wards up.
Put your wards up.
Gank that, Every game im junglin'.
WOOO!!
Jungle Warwick in the fields tonight,
Everybody gonna get more exp.
And when you see me gank or fight
Everybody will be scared of me
Jungle Warwick gonna bring some pain,
Everybody gonna get more exp.
And when you see me in your lane
Youre just gonna see me.
Gank that.
Gettin Blue, JungleWick, cloth armor and pots this is sick.
Nonstop till i clear this out, gonna buy my boots then plan a route.
Got a Gank? i gots to know, before my buffs run out, ill jungle more.
Got strike, got call, Infinite Duress, and they fall.
Yo, I'm runnin for these ho's like Tryndy
I got that Blood Scent its on, so if you low you run.
Im JungleWick, Yeah so when you see me come,
you better run from me cause das the only way its fun hey!
Jungle Warwick in the fields tonight,
Everybody gonna get more exp.
And when you see me gank or fight
Everybody will be scared of me
Jungle Warwick gonna bring some pain,
Everybody gonna get more exp.
And when you see me in your lane
Youre just gonna see me.
Gank that.
Every game im junglin.
Junglin. Junglin.
Overextend and be the first one to make me ping and dash.
I'm gettin' kills, don't be mad now, stop, hatin' is bad.
One more kill for us, another one
Please dont steal my buff, don't mess around
We just wanna see you try it now
Cause youre gonna be, you're all dead now
Get up, get down, put your wards up on the ground.
Get up, get down, put your wards up on the ground.
Get up, get down, put your wards up on the ground.
put your wards up on the ground, put your wards up on the ground
Get up, get up, get up, get up.
Get up, get up, get up, get up.
Get up, put your wards up on the ground, on the ground
Put your wards up, Put your wards up, Put your wards up, Put your wards up
Jungle Warwick in the fields tonight,
(Put your wards up)
Everybody gonna get more exp.
(Put your wards up)
And when you see me gank or fight
(Put your wards up)
Everybody will be scared, scared, scared of me.
Put your wards up.
Put your wards up.
Put your wards up.
Gank that, Every game im junglin'.
CAITLYN
I can solo mid with no teleport
no teleport.
no teleport.
I can solo mid with no teleport
no teleport.
no teleport.
look at me, look at me
gun in the air as you can see
and BOOM
when I get a headshot
I just add to my killing spree
layin traps like there's no tomorrow
enemy team is full of sorrow
I can shoot my net and slow you down
while your teammates watch and turn around
I can skill shot a moving fly
I can shoot you as you're moving by
I know my spells like the back of my hand
and I know all yours cuz I've played your champ
Me and my team call M.I.As
Me and my team know how to gank
support, carry, and tank
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can run from ganks with my heavy net
my heavy net.
my heavy net.
and I can kill your team with no ultimate
with no ultimate.
with no ultimate.
look at me, look at me
gun in the air as you can see
and BOOM
I sure am lucky
to be the one here with the longest range
I can last hit and get my B.F sword
I can upgrade it to a cleaver
I can drop your armor down to 0
and in that I swear I'm a firm believer
I can spread you and your team apart
I can end fights before they start
I know how to build and lead a team
and I can make you wanna be here with me
First blood, ganking, pushing towers
Me and my team have got the power
I know the patch notes for each update
and I take action before it's late cuz
I can lead my team to a pentakill
to a pentakill.
to a pentakill.
and I can lead my team with a single ping
with a single ping.
with a single ping.
look at me
look at me
harassing and I won't stop
the scoreboard shows I'm the only one alive
and on top
my ult is global
my tower secure
my team is mobile
we've got you for sure
I can buy myself a million healing potions
I am keenly aware of your ganking notions
I dive into teamfights and still survive
I can kill you and let you waste your revive
I can make anybody go to spawn pad
just cuz they're in my way
and I can take any kill with no permission
I have it all cuz I'm the carry and
I can guide my bullets just by locking on
by locking on.
by locking on.
and I can hit a target with my perfect shot
with my perfect shot.
with my perfect shot.
and I can end the game with a single push
with a single push.
with a single push.
with a single push.
with a single push.
with a single push.
I can solo mid with no teleport
no teleport.
no teleport.
I can solo mid with no teleport
no teleport.
no teleport.
no teleport.
no teleport.
I can solo mid with no teleport
no teleport.
no teleport.
look at me, look at me
gun in the air as you can see
and BOOM
when I get a headshot
I just add to my killing spree
layin traps like there's no tomorrow
enemy team is full of sorrow
I can shoot my net and slow you down
while your teammates watch and turn around
I can skill shot a moving fly
I can shoot you as you're moving by
I know my spells like the back of my hand
and I know all yours cuz I've played your champ
Me and my team call M.I.As
Me and my team know how to gank
support, carry, and tank
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can run from ganks with my heavy net
my heavy net.
my heavy net.
and I can kill your team with no ultimate
with no ultimate.
with no ultimate.
look at me, look at me
gun in the air as you can see
and BOOM
I sure am lucky
to be the one here with the longest range
I can last hit and get my B.F sword
I can upgrade it to a cleaver
I can drop your armor down to 0
and in that I swear I'm a firm believer
I can spread you and your team apart
I can end fights before they start
I know how to build and lead a team
and I can make you wanna be here with me
First blood, ganking, pushing towers
Me and my team have got the power
I know the patch notes for each update
and I take action before it's late cuz
I can lead my team to a pentakill
to a pentakill.
to a pentakill.
and I can lead my team with a single ping
with a single ping.
with a single ping.
look at me
look at me
harassing and I won't stop
the scoreboard shows I'm the only one alive
and on top
my ult is global
my tower secure
my team is mobile
we've got you for sure
I can buy myself a million healing potions
I am keenly aware of your ganking notions
I dive into teamfights and still survive
I can kill you and let you waste your revive
I can make anybody go to spawn pad
just cuz they're in my way
and I can take any kill with no permission
I have it all cuz I'm the carry and
I can guide my bullets just by locking on
by locking on.
by locking on.
and I can hit a target with my perfect shot
with my perfect shot.
with my perfect shot.
and I can end the game with a single push
with a single push.
with a single push.
with a single push.
with a single push.
with a single push.
I can solo mid with no teleport
no teleport.
no teleport.
I can solo mid with no teleport
no teleport.
no teleport.
NIDALEE
(Q!)
Nidalee I tell 'em
Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the kitty cat
(Q!)
You gotta pounce then swipe back three times from left to right
(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)
[Chorus: x2]
Nidalee is like a boss.
Watch me Javelin
Watch me toss
Watch me Primal surge and
Let me turn you into sauce
Now watch me Q
(R-E-W)
Now watch me Q
(R-E-W)
Now watch me Q
(R-E-W)
Now watch me Q
(R-E-W)
[Verse 1:]
Nidalee up in this brush.
Watch me throw and watch me crush
Javelin toss that ho'
Then watch me take your buddy too.
Super fast, now watch me chase
chasin on them haters man
When I do that kitty cat
I pounce to the left and swipe that thang
(Now Q)
I'm tossin on your bitch ass
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm takin down your bitch ass
You catch me at your local tower
Yes I break it everyday
Haters getting mad cause
"I got me some plenta kills"
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 2:]
I'm pouncing on my
Watch me double stomp that hoe
I'm changing into cougar
then ill fuck you up some mo' (some mo')
Carries wanna be me Nidalee, yea im bad
They be raging while they quit saying im an op kitty, cat
Watch me prowl (watch me prowl)
Pounce (pounce)
Take it down (take it down)
Nope, you can't heal like me
Hoe, so don't lane with me
Fool, come waste your ult on me
Yea im the fuckin carry!
[Chorus x2]
[Hook:]
Pray that our paths never cross
Watch me javelin
Watch me toss
Watch me crank that kitty cat
And give you one more loss [x5]
Pray you dont step in my trap
Watch me ping you on my map
Watch my teammates gank you as you
Fill your pants with feces [x3]
[Chorus x2]
Nidalee I tell 'em
Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the kitty cat
(Q!)
You gotta pounce then swipe back three times from left to right
(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)
[Chorus: x2]
Nidalee is like a boss.
Watch me Javelin
Watch me toss
Watch me Primal surge and
Let me turn you into sauce
Now watch me Q
(R-E-W)
Now watch me Q
(R-E-W)
Now watch me Q
(R-E-W)
Now watch me Q
(R-E-W)
[Verse 1:]
Nidalee up in this brush.
Watch me throw and watch me crush
Javelin toss that ho'
Then watch me take your buddy too.
Super fast, now watch me chase
chasin on them haters man
When I do that kitty cat
I pounce to the left and swipe that thang
(Now Q)
I'm tossin on your bitch ass
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm takin down your bitch ass
You catch me at your local tower
Yes I break it everyday
Haters getting mad cause
"I got me some plenta kills"
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 2:]
I'm pouncing on my
Watch me double stomp that hoe
I'm changing into cougar
then ill fuck you up some mo' (some mo')
Carries wanna be me Nidalee, yea im bad
They be raging while they quit saying im an op kitty, cat
Watch me prowl (watch me prowl)
Pounce (pounce)
Take it down (take it down)
Nope, you can't heal like me
Hoe, so don't lane with me
Fool, come waste your ult on me
Yea im the fuckin carry!
[Chorus x2]
[Hook:]
Pray that our paths never cross
Watch me javelin
Watch me toss
Watch me crank that kitty cat
And give you one more loss [x5]
Pray you dont step in my trap
Watch me ping you on my map
Watch my teammates gank you as you
Fill your pants with feces [x3]
[Chorus x2]
SPIN TO WIN
All I do is spin, spin, spin and ward your bush, bush
The minions that I grind are for me to lead a push, push
And every time I step into the lane everybody's ghosts turn on
and they run back
and they run back
and they run back (Just B, Just B, Just B)
cuz all i do is spin, spin, spin, and don't you try to win, it won't work, I'll be there, so surrender
VLAD!
Vladimir is the best in here and he's all ready to whoop your ass
Oh shit I wouldn't stand there put some wards up or get transfused in the grass
I always get first blood
and yes I always stack
so when you see me pool
you better get on back
I always solo lane
always in the middle
I'll make your sky fall
just like chicken little
Bring all your friends
I am your enemy
Yes I can kill you all
single-handedly
So give me your best shot
all five of you guys
I'll stop you in your tracks
with my Rylai's
Think I'm talking shit?
come here and take a hit
cuz all i do, all i, all i, all i
All I do is spin, spin, spin and ward your bush, bush
The minions that I grind are for me to lead a push, push
And every time I step into the lane everybody's ghosts turn on
and they run back
and they run back
and they run back (Just B, Just B, Just B)
cuz all i do is spin, spin, spin, and don't you try to win, it won't work, I'll be there, so surrender
The minions that I grind are for me to lead a push, push
And every time I step into the lane everybody's ghosts turn on
and they run back
and they run back
and they run back (Just B, Just B, Just B)
cuz all i do is spin, spin, spin, and don't you try to win, it won't work, I'll be there, so surrender
VLAD!
Vladimir is the best in here and he's all ready to whoop your ass
Oh shit I wouldn't stand there put some wards up or get transfused in the grass
I always get first blood
and yes I always stack
so when you see me pool
you better get on back
I always solo lane
always in the middle
I'll make your sky fall
just like chicken little
Bring all your friends
I am your enemy
Yes I can kill you all
single-handedly
So give me your best shot
all five of you guys
I'll stop you in your tracks
with my Rylai's
Think I'm talking shit?
come here and take a hit
cuz all i do, all i, all i, all i
All I do is spin, spin, spin and ward your bush, bush
The minions that I grind are for me to lead a push, push
And every time I step into the lane everybody's ghosts turn on
and they run back
and they run back
and they run back (Just B, Just B, Just B)
cuz all i do is spin, spin, spin, and don't you try to win, it won't work, I'll be there, so surrender
MORDEKAISER
Summoner
A/S/L, how's it hanging?
Added you
Gotta queue, but who is tanking?
You can play a noob to all the other champs out there
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Got a pendant, keeps you healed up
Baby, you
Own all the noobs with just your shield up
Playin' like you're tanky but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know how you build, how you build, baby
Mordekaiser, Morde-Mordekaiser
You're a Mordekaiser
Oh Mordekaiser, oh, you're a Mordekaiser, baby
Q W E R
Q W E R
Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser (Mordekaiser)
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
(Q!) You got me chasin'
(Q!) Now you're gankin'
(Q!) But I can't tank it
(Q!) Mordekaiser
Daddy-O
I'm zoned out to the point of famine
Too bad for us
We didn't ban the toughest champion
Confess that Morde es number 1, makes farming minions look so easy
Hue hue hue, slash-L, hue hue hue, baby
Dragon's up
Gonna force a fight in river
Why would I
Face check to flash with just a sliver
Ward it, push it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna dive for you, never you, baby
Mordekaiser, Morde-Mordekaiser
You're a Mordekaiser
Oh Mordekaiser, oh, you're a Mordekaiser, baby
Q W E R
Q W E R
Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser (Mordekaiser)
TAG
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
(Q!) He ults our carry
(Q!) He's legendary
(Q!) Our souls controlled by
(Q!) Mordekaiser
Maybe if our team had picked a different comp
(Mordekaiser Mordekaiser Mordekaiser Mordekaiser)
We would have CC, and maybe we could beat ya build
But we can't 'cause you own
Us...
Mordekaiser, Morde-Mordekaiser
You're a Mordekaiser
Oh Mordekaiser, oh, you're a Mordekaiser, baby
Q W E R
Q W E R
Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser (Mordekaiser)
TAG
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
(Q!) That OP build
(Q!) We're Pentakilled
(Q!) We're aced by
(Q!) Mordekaiser
A/S/L, how's it hanging?
Added you
Gotta queue, but who is tanking?
You can play a noob to all the other champs out there
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Got a pendant, keeps you healed up
Baby, you
Own all the noobs with just your shield up
Playin' like you're tanky but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know how you build, how you build, baby
Mordekaiser, Morde-Mordekaiser
You're a Mordekaiser
Oh Mordekaiser, oh, you're a Mordekaiser, baby
Q W E R
Q W E R
Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser (Mordekaiser)
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
(Q!) You got me chasin'
(Q!) Now you're gankin'
(Q!) But I can't tank it
(Q!) Mordekaiser
Daddy-O
I'm zoned out to the point of famine
Too bad for us
We didn't ban the toughest champion
Confess that Morde es number 1, makes farming minions look so easy
Hue hue hue, slash-L, hue hue hue, baby
Dragon's up
Gonna force a fight in river
Why would I
Face check to flash with just a sliver
Ward it, push it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna dive for you, never you, baby
Mordekaiser, Morde-Mordekaiser
You're a Mordekaiser
Oh Mordekaiser, oh, you're a Mordekaiser, baby
Q W E R
Q W E R
Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser (Mordekaiser)
TAG
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
(Q!) He ults our carry
(Q!) He's legendary
(Q!) Our souls controlled by
(Q!) Mordekaiser
Maybe if our team had picked a different comp
(Mordekaiser Mordekaiser Mordekaiser Mordekaiser)
We would have CC, and maybe we could beat ya build
But we can't 'cause you own
Us...
Mordekaiser, Morde-Mordekaiser
You're a Mordekaiser
Oh Mordekaiser, oh, you're a Mordekaiser, baby
Q W E R
Q W E R
Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser (Mordekaiser)
TAG
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
Boy, don't try to run, or I'll just ghost to where you are (are are)
(Q!) That OP build
(Q!) We're Pentakilled
(Q!) We're aced by
(Q!) Mordekaiser
EZREAL
I start up a game
Pick my favourite champion
Ezreal
My teammates starts to flame
They tell me that he sucks
What a shame.
I tell them that he owns
They tell me they don't care
He's still UP
So i head out to my lane
Ready to kick some ass.
But I see Brand
He shoots me with a fireball
I mystic shot him back
I arcane shift away but he flashes after me
He use his pillar of flames i try to get away
But he ignites me a kills me like nothing at all.
So buff me up!
Buff me up
Buff me up
Buff me up
Next i'm on the bot lane
With a supporter tried and true
Oh boy we're pro
I get fed and i own
Through early and through mid game
But what happens next?
My skills they just don't scale
And start to wither away
The flaming starts
Oh my god this Ezreal sucks
Can't believe his essence flux
It's 4v5
And my teammates starts to rage quit
And report me cause i suck
I try to talk them out of it but they've already left.
The enemy starts to push i try to make a move
But they ignite me and kill me like nothing at all.
Buff me up
Buff me up
Buff me up
Buff me up
Pick my favourite champion
Ezreal
My teammates starts to flame
They tell me that he sucks
What a shame.
I tell them that he owns
They tell me they don't care
He's still UP
So i head out to my lane
Ready to kick some ass.
But I see Brand
He shoots me with a fireball
I mystic shot him back
I arcane shift away but he flashes after me
He use his pillar of flames i try to get away
But he ignites me a kills me like nothing at all.
So buff me up!
Buff me up
Buff me up
Buff me up
Next i'm on the bot lane
With a supporter tried and true
Oh boy we're pro
I get fed and i own
Through early and through mid game
But what happens next?
My skills they just don't scale
And start to wither away
The flaming starts
Oh my god this Ezreal sucks
Can't believe his essence flux
It's 4v5
And my teammates starts to rage quit
And report me cause i suck
I try to talk them out of it but they've already left.
The enemy starts to push i try to make a move
But they ignite me and kill me like nothing at all.
Buff me up
Buff me up
Buff me up
Buff me up
ALLGEMEIN
Seven pm waking up in the evening
gotta get up, yo my backs so sore
gotta carry LoL, gotta carry some noobs
Seeing everyone just feeding feeding
tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
gotta get the minions up top
screaming what the ****, where is my team
Feeding in the bot lane
ganking in the mid lane
gotta make my mind up
which lane should I taaaaaaaake
It's LoL time, LoL time
Gotta pwn noobs it's LoL time
Everybody on my team is feeding, feeding
LoL time, LoL time
Gotta carry fools it's lol time
Everybody's feeding on my league of legends
Carrying, Carrying, YEAH
Carrying, Carrying, YEAH
Fun, fun, not fun, fun
feeding on my league of legends
20 minutes in, we're gonna surrender
Losing so fast, I just want to die
Fun, fun, why is this fun
You know what it is
I got this, wait I don't
My team is really bad, ay
You got this, wait you don't
Now you're dead
Losing from the get-go
Losing 'cause you're bad bro
Gonna lose my mind now
Why's my team so baaaaaaaaad
It's LoL time, LoL time,
Gettin' so pissed at bad heims
Everybody on my team is feeding, feeding
LoL time, LoL time
Gotta slash wrists it's LoL time
Everybody's feeding on my league of legends
Jungling, Jungling, YEAH
Jungling, Jungling, YEAH
Fun, fun, not fun, fun
Last game I was cho gath, cho gath
This game I'm not cho gath, cho gath
We we, we es brazilian
we es brazilian
Hue hue hue hue hue hue
Next game play, renekton
interior crocodile
I just want this LoL game to ENDDDDDD
Blue red, I'm stackin' that
So creepin' in the jungle
in the wraith camp
I'm getting creep kills
fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Get a bush I'm gonna hide
Passin' mid I'ma school kids THEY GONNA FEED
It's Zilean, tick tok, gonna BLEED
Check the time, it's 20, go surrend
We're so bad, c'mon, c'mon ya'll
It's LoL time, LoL time
Gotta pwn noobs it's LoL time
Everybody on my team is feeding, feeding
LoL time, LoL time
Gotta carry fools it's lol time
Everybody's feeding on my league of legends
Carrying, Carrying, YEAH
Carrying, Carrying, YEAH
Fun, fun, not fun, fun
feeding on my league of legends
gotta get up, yo my backs so sore
gotta carry LoL, gotta carry some noobs
Seeing everyone just feeding feeding
tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
gotta get the minions up top
screaming what the ****, where is my team
Feeding in the bot lane
ganking in the mid lane
gotta make my mind up
which lane should I taaaaaaaake
It's LoL time, LoL time
Gotta pwn noobs it's LoL time
Everybody on my team is feeding, feeding
LoL time, LoL time
Gotta carry fools it's lol time
Everybody's feeding on my league of legends
Carrying, Carrying, YEAH
Carrying, Carrying, YEAH
Fun, fun, not fun, fun
feeding on my league of legends
20 minutes in, we're gonna surrender
Losing so fast, I just want to die
Fun, fun, why is this fun
You know what it is
I got this, wait I don't
My team is really bad, ay
You got this, wait you don't
Now you're dead
Losing from the get-go
Losing 'cause you're bad bro
Gonna lose my mind now
Why's my team so baaaaaaaaad
It's LoL time, LoL time,
Gettin' so pissed at bad heims
Everybody on my team is feeding, feeding
LoL time, LoL time
Gotta slash wrists it's LoL time
Everybody's feeding on my league of legends
Jungling, Jungling, YEAH
Jungling, Jungling, YEAH
Fun, fun, not fun, fun
Last game I was cho gath, cho gath
This game I'm not cho gath, cho gath
We we, we es brazilian
we es brazilian
Hue hue hue hue hue hue
Next game play, renekton
interior crocodile
I just want this LoL game to ENDDDDDD
Blue red, I'm stackin' that
So creepin' in the jungle
in the wraith camp
I'm getting creep kills
fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Get a bush I'm gonna hide
Passin' mid I'ma school kids THEY GONNA FEED
It's Zilean, tick tok, gonna BLEED
Check the time, it's 20, go surrend
We're so bad, c'mon, c'mon ya'll
It's LoL time, LoL time
Gotta pwn noobs it's LoL time
Everybody on my team is feeding, feeding
LoL time, LoL time
Gotta carry fools it's lol time
Everybody's feeding on my league of legends
Carrying, Carrying, YEAH
Carrying, Carrying, YEAH
Fun, fun, not fun, fun
feeding on my league of legends
ALLGEMEIN
All I do is win win win no matter what
I'm gankin' all the time, throw a stun you're outta luck
and everytime we're heading to the dragon
everybody's wards go up
And we don't care
cause they stay there
so we don't care
Base down, Base down, Base down
cause all we do is win, win, win
and if you're goin' in
get to mid, drop a snare, make em stay there
[Crown]
Now all I do is win man, trust me when I say
That you ain't even in my league
Check my profile, got the most wins in the history
Of this game, trust me I will win with any champion
You lost your last game, see me and instantly mad again
Damn, what a proud honour to be having man
I pick LeBlanc, you hear a
Call an ambulance
I don't play it often anymore, but when I do I'm here to win
And if I don't accept a game invite please don't send it again
I'll say it one time, I am sorry 'bout them other vids
Now I'll do these winning songs, and cannot get enough of them
Ashe, Katarina, Brand, Karthus, even Zilean
Kennen, Janna, Jarvan, With any champion I'm killin' em
[Chorus - Ember Isolte]
[Collective]
Support, melee, ranged, or nuker,
Winning these games with correct maneuvers,
Makin' these kids just boot computers,
Then dropping the hamma' in the Tribunal/
When they ask "Collective, how do you win?"
"I become Thomas Mitchel, gone with the Xin",
We're wrappin' around from the top of the bush, occasionally we drop in, and stop the push,
Usually stalkin' the frost in the bush, hault, then we rock the wuss/
I don't like condoms, like a Catholic's mind,
Knocking bitches up, three talon strike,
"Legendary" Ryze, I'm represeting,
Safe to say, 1v1 - I'll just R-W-E-Q him,
Chasing dreams for this game with a burnig passion,
Ask Caitlyn, I wanna see her hat trick/
[Chorus - Ember Isolte]
[Cody]
every game I step in, I just win it and I can't stop
Kinda like some Janna bubble, something you just can't pop
and when I'm stunnin' hoes, something you just don't know
is that I'm always fed off killing after killing blow
So just slow down your pace, rewind the scene a bit
I'm lighting bomb after bomb, and you just rage quit
we're runnin' prom skin to prom skin you will submit
'cause after tibbers and some bandages that we emit
I'm winning one vee ones, stealing life is all I lust
they call me cho gath 'cause I'm eating all your blood and guts
I'm everywhere, hope your fate is twisted now
because I stun every one I'm a freakin' COW
[Chorus - Ember Isolte]
I'm gankin' all the time, throw a stun you're outta luck
and everytime we're heading to the dragon
everybody's wards go up
And we don't care
cause they stay there
so we don't care
Base down, Base down, Base down
cause all we do is win, win, win
and if you're goin' in
get to mid, drop a snare, make em stay there
[Crown]
Now all I do is win man, trust me when I say
That you ain't even in my league
Check my profile, got the most wins in the history
Of this game, trust me I will win with any champion
You lost your last game, see me and instantly mad again
Damn, what a proud honour to be having man
I pick LeBlanc, you hear a
Call an ambulance
I don't play it often anymore, but when I do I'm here to win
And if I don't accept a game invite please don't send it again
I'll say it one time, I am sorry 'bout them other vids
Now I'll do these winning songs, and cannot get enough of them
Ashe, Katarina, Brand, Karthus, even Zilean
Kennen, Janna, Jarvan, With any champion I'm killin' em
[Chorus - Ember Isolte]
[Collective]
Support, melee, ranged, or nuker,
Winning these games with correct maneuvers,
Makin' these kids just boot computers,
Then dropping the hamma' in the Tribunal/
When they ask "Collective, how do you win?"
"I become Thomas Mitchel, gone with the Xin",
We're wrappin' around from the top of the bush, occasionally we drop in, and stop the push,
Usually stalkin' the frost in the bush, hault, then we rock the wuss/
I don't like condoms, like a Catholic's mind,
Knocking bitches up, three talon strike,
"Legendary" Ryze, I'm represeting,
Safe to say, 1v1 - I'll just R-W-E-Q him,
Chasing dreams for this game with a burnig passion,
Ask Caitlyn, I wanna see her hat trick/
[Chorus - Ember Isolte]
[Cody]
every game I step in, I just win it and I can't stop
Kinda like some Janna bubble, something you just can't pop
and when I'm stunnin' hoes, something you just don't know
is that I'm always fed off killing after killing blow
So just slow down your pace, rewind the scene a bit
I'm lighting bomb after bomb, and you just rage quit
we're runnin' prom skin to prom skin you will submit
'cause after tibbers and some bandages that we emit
I'm winning one vee ones, stealing life is all I lust
they call me cho gath 'cause I'm eating all your blood and guts
I'm everywhere, hope your fate is twisted now
because I stun every one I'm a freakin' COW
[Chorus - Ember Isolte]
ALLGEMEIN
I'm callin' out the ganks, my warwicks nearby
I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
Yeah I'm laning mid tonight
Finally play Carry and it feels so Right, oh
Now I'm runnin' Ashe ignite
Putting on my Q, and I'm gonna kite, oh
You need a leash on blue
Solo is how I queue, yeah
and since I got tenacity
I'm movin' 'round now that I'm free, yeah
Told me we can push together
now we're pushin' mid together, yeah
When I build defense it's better
Then I don't drop like a feather
We got MIAs, that I didn't call out
They're movin' bot
I'm so sorry, but your lane is pushed
your turrets gone
I'm jumpin' in the bush to cover up and hide
I'm, portin' back to base and healin up from ryze
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
I'm callin' out the ganks, my warwicks nearby
I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
Now I'm creepin' how I should
got my score higher, who knew I could
Start playing misfortune good
Back in the game, just farm the woods
I died, lemme check my ping
Lagging so much, what a stupid thing
Oh, oh yeah
Lag, Lag, Lag, Lag
Told me we can push together
now we're pushin' mid together, yeah
When I build defense it's better
Then I don't drop like a feather
We got MIAs, that I didn't call out
They're movin' bot
I'm so sorry, but your lane is pushed
your turrets gone
I'm jumpin' in the bush to cover up and hide
I'm, portin' back to base and healin up from ryze
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
I'm callin' out the ganks, my warwicks nearby
I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
Solo, I'm laning solo
Yeah
It's like S-O-L-O
S-O-L-O
S-O-L-O
Wards up in the bush, they can't gank no more
I'm jumpin' in the bush to cover up and hide
I'm, portin' back to base and healin up from ryze
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
I'm callin' out the ganks, my warwicks nearby
I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
Yeah I'm laning mid tonight
Finally play Carry and it feels so Right, oh
Now I'm runnin' Ashe ignite
Putting on my Q, and I'm gonna kite, oh
You need a leash on blue
Solo is how I queue, yeah
and since I got tenacity
I'm movin' 'round now that I'm free, yeah
Told me we can push together
now we're pushin' mid together, yeah
When I build defense it's better
Then I don't drop like a feather
We got MIAs, that I didn't call out
They're movin' bot
I'm so sorry, but your lane is pushed
your turrets gone
I'm jumpin' in the bush to cover up and hide
I'm, portin' back to base and healin up from ryze
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
I'm callin' out the ganks, my warwicks nearby
I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
Now I'm creepin' how I should
got my score higher, who knew I could
Start playing misfortune good
Back in the game, just farm the woods
I died, lemme check my ping
Lagging so much, what a stupid thing
Oh, oh yeah
Lag, Lag, Lag, Lag
Told me we can push together
now we're pushin' mid together, yeah
When I build defense it's better
Then I don't drop like a feather
We got MIAs, that I didn't call out
They're movin' bot
I'm so sorry, but your lane is pushed
your turrets gone
I'm jumpin' in the bush to cover up and hide
I'm, portin' back to base and healin up from ryze
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
I'm callin' out the ganks, my warwicks nearby
I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
Solo, I'm laning solo
Yeah
It's like S-O-L-O
S-O-L-O
S-O-L-O
Wards up in the bush, they can't gank no more
I'm jumpin' in the bush to cover up and hide
I'm, portin' back to base and healin up from ryze
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
I'm callin' out the ganks, my warwicks nearby
I'm zoning your side, your exx pees denied
I'm solo, I'm laning solo
I'm laning solo, I'm laning solo, solo
ALLGEMEIN
(I do NOT have Cody's lyrics YET. Sorry!)
I have a twisted sense for playing like a coward,
I've stacked my Master Yi with ability power,
Shit's set up with Alpha Strike, then Cho'Gath devours,
Any underleved foe standing next to a tower/
Staying out of the spotlight - yo I never exist,
I'd much rather get fed based off of assists,
So when the target's painted on my lane, I'm holding down shift,
Spammin' in all chat like "Y'all suck at this shit!" /
In normal games no one tries to combine,
Any CC, like Morganna and Ryze,
So half the time, the skill shots in the sky,
Aren't even aimed, and they just breeze on by/
It's not impressive from the games that I've won,
And if I'm in the zone, yo I'm getting it DONE,
From Demacia, Ionia, or the nether,
We've got champions that will shine for ever/
So enter the challenge if you're feeling it son,
I've got 99 problems, but the league ain't one/
At the start of the match, our Kat disconnects,
It almost feels like their TF is the stacking the deck,
I blame the loss of the game on the bastard who left,
Fuck the guide, I'll get a Madred's instead/
Cause it's a little different when it's 4v5,
Especially when they all have a fortify,
But we still have our healer, Veigar and Mordekaiser,
It's a team to sure let their blood be pouring like guisers/
So it's 15-3, we'll be sure to succeed,
Any mia means a turret for me,
By the time we're done, you'll need a surgeon and priest,
And that should be soon, we're rushing GG/
Karthus ain't a worry, banshee's veil his shit,
Yo I'm backdooring you all, with a pale of crits,
Sorry, you had a turret....when was this?
And in the final moments, dragon kick the nexus/
I have a twisted sense for playing like a coward,
I've stacked my Master Yi with ability power,
Shit's set up with Alpha Strike, then Cho'Gath devours,
Any underleved foe standing next to a tower/
Staying out of the spotlight - yo I never exist,
I'd much rather get fed based off of assists,
So when the target's painted on my lane, I'm holding down shift,
Spammin' in all chat like "Y'all suck at this shit!" /
In normal games no one tries to combine,
Any CC, like Morganna and Ryze,
So half the time, the skill shots in the sky,
Aren't even aimed, and they just breeze on by/
It's not impressive from the games that I've won,
And if I'm in the zone, yo I'm getting it DONE,
From Demacia, Ionia, or the nether,
We've got champions that will shine for ever/
So enter the challenge if you're feeling it son,
I've got 99 problems, but the league ain't one/
At the start of the match, our Kat disconnects,
It almost feels like their TF is the stacking the deck,
I blame the loss of the game on the bastard who left,
Fuck the guide, I'll get a Madred's instead/
Cause it's a little different when it's 4v5,
Especially when they all have a fortify,
But we still have our healer, Veigar and Mordekaiser,
It's a team to sure let their blood be pouring like guisers/
So it's 15-3, we'll be sure to succeed,
Any mia means a turret for me,
By the time we're done, you'll need a surgeon and priest,
And that should be soon, we're rushing GG/
Karthus ain't a worry, banshee's veil his shit,
Yo I'm backdooring you all, with a pale of crits,
Sorry, you had a turret....when was this?
And in the final moments, dragon kick the nexus/






