Come on man, I just watched the whole thing, Killa signs out, you sign in and post and then sign straight back out and Killa signs straight back in. Not to mention you trying to endorse the post by saying "its good work"
Maybe I'm a little smarter than you think and you're the fool.
BTW, you can be logged into the same forum under 2 different names if you like, but obviously you need to do it one at a time lol. Is that too much multitasking for you to manage?
Now you can begin wiping. It is important that you remain seated for the duration of the procedure, as this ensures proper area coverage and meticulous cleansing. Start out with a decent size wad of tissue; three balled-up squares should be plenty.
Reach around and behind your ****, and lean onto the opposing cheek.
Wipe with the pointer, middle, and ring fingers of your acting hand under the toilet paper. Have your middle finger slightly raised with your pointer and ring fingers resting partially behind.
Use moderate pressure and wipe at a cautious speed from front to back. Continue with this step, using the same size wad of tissue, until the amount of remnants on the paper decreases by fifty percent.
When obvious progress has been made, the amount of tissue required should be reduced. Two crumpled squares should be enough at this stage.
Follow the directions of Step 1 (with the reduced paper amount), using increasing pressure with each wipe. Continue until the amount of remnants on the tissue decreases to a small amount.
How To Wipe Your ****: Step 3.
The paper quantity should now be decreased to one folded square. This really is sufficient. Really.
Again, repeat the wiping directions from Step 1, but now you should be using significant (though not excessive) pressure. As you pass over your ****, relax the sphincter muscles and slightly press the pad of your middle finger into the opening, continuing the progression from front to back. Repeat this step until there is very little to no remnants transferring onto the paper.
How To Wipe Your ****: Step 4.
Now you are ready for the final cleansing stage. Using a wet wipe, repeat Step 3 until absolutely no remnants remain. You may use moist wipes designed for adult bathroom use or baby wipes.
This is an oft-ignored step to the wiping process, but one that should never be passed up. In this step, you are ensuring a fresh, thorough clean that is second only to a bath or shower, greatly reducing or eliminating any staining, odor, or itching that may occur later.
Come on man, I just watched the whole thing, Killa signs out, you sign in and post and then sign straight back out and Killa signs straight back in. Not to mention you trying to endorse the post by saying "its good work"
Maybe I'm a little smarter than you think and you're the fool.
BTW, you can be logged into the same forum under 2 different names if you like, but obviously you need to do it one at a time lol. Is that too much multitasking for you to manage?
not know was selling damn..
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Originally Posted by ufcman
How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 1.
Now you can begin wiping. It is important that you remain seated for the duration of the procedure, as this ensures proper area coverage and meticulous cleansing. Start out with a decent size wad of tissue; three balled-up squares should be plenty.
Reach around and behind your butt, and lean onto the opposing cheek.
Wipe with the pointer, middle, and ring fingers of your acting hand under the toilet paper. Have your middle finger slightly raised with your pointer and ring fingers resting partially behind.
Use moderate pressure and wipe at a cautious speed from front to back. Continue with this step, using the same size wad of tissue, until the amount of remnants on the paper decreases by fifty percent.
When obvious progress has been made, the amount of tissue required should be reduced. Two crumpled squares should be enough at this stage.
Follow the directions of Step 1 (with the reduced paper amount), using increasing pressure with each wipe. Continue until the amount of remnants on the tissue decreases to a small amount.
How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 3.
The paper quantity should now be decreased to one folded square. This really is sufficient. Really.
Again, repeat the wiping directions from Step 1, but now you should be using significant (though not excessive) pressure. As you pass over your anus, relax the sphincter muscles and slightly press the pad of your middle finger into the opening, continuing the progression from front to back. Repeat this step until there is very little to no remnants transferring onto the paper.
How To Wipe Your Butt: Step 4.
Now you are ready for the final cleansing stage. Using a wet wipe, repeat Step 3 until absolutely no remnants remain. You may use moist wipes designed for adult bathroom use or baby wipes.
This is an oft-ignored step to the wiping process, but one that should never be passed up. In this step, you are ensuring a fresh, thorough clean that is second only to a bath or shower, greatly reducing or eliminating any staining, odor, or itching that may occur later.
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