na srry you'd get in bot jail but i heard a joke that will cheer you up
a guy moved to a nudies camp and he got a letter from his g'ma it said"hi i havn't see u for a while so could u send my a picture of you self"?
the guy didn't want to tell his g'ma that he was a nudiest so he took the picture and cut it in half then sent it.
Unfortunatly after while he noticed he sent the bottom half but luckly his g'ma didn't have too good eyes sight so he hoped she didn't notice!
a week later he got a letter back from his g'ma and it said" thanx for the picture, you need to change your hair style it makes your "NOSE" look short.
hope u enjoyed it lol funny eh ?