Hello, I don't know who you are. I know what you want though. If you are looking for the Riot Gods to bless you with elo, I can tell you I can't do that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for noobs in bronze and silver like you. If you let me boost you now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make you lose precious elo mwahaha *Evil laughing*
Well from my favorite Liam Neeson quote (I swear he said that word for word) I bet you can tell why I am here. I just wanted to say hi to all! I will be posting a more legitimate thread in the League of Legends Black Market section. In the mean time feel free to check out the site
Hello Fellow Noobs :)
