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Old 04/27/2015, 16:21   #721
 
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Mein Niveau ist wie das 3 Jährige Nachbarsmädchen...
Im Keller. ..(._. )
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Old 04/28/2015, 01:26   #722
 
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Was ist ein Pädophiler hinter einem Busch ?
Eine Kinderüberraschung.

Was Macht ein Lepra Kranker beim Fußball spielen ?
Er Fault.
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Old 04/29/2015, 16:49   #723
 
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Der Name Kik ist übrigens die Abkürzung von "Kunde ist König"...
Ich dachte immer, das bedeutet "Kinderarbeit in Kambodscha"...\(._.")/
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Old 04/30/2015, 15:50   #724
 
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Das Mittelmeer hat schon jetzt mehr Asylanten als Deutschland aufgenommen ... (._. )
HAHAHA
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Old 04/30/2015, 17:30   #725
 
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Wie viele Einwohner hat Nepal!?
26 Millionen und paar zerquetschte...\(._. )/
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Old 05/01/2015, 21:39   #726
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Mein Humor ist wie ein afrikanischer Einwanderer - Er kommt manchmal nicht gut an.
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Old 05/03/2015, 00:34   #727
 
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Warum sitzen bei einem Behinderten-Konzert die Glatzköpfe immer in der ersten Reihe?


Damit die Einarmigen in der zweiten Reihe auch was zum Klatschen haben.
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Old 05/03/2015, 19:27   #728
 
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Warum gibt es in Afrika keine Busse und Straßenbahnen!?
Zuviel Schwarzfahrer...\(._. )/
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Old 05/03/2015, 19:33   #729
 
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Warum sitzen bei einem Behinderten-Konzert die Glatzköpfe immer in der ersten Reihe?


Damit die Einarmigen in der zweiten Reihe auch was zum Klatschen haben.
haha der war echt mies
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Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Germanwings und KFC Chickenwings?

Die Chickenwings kommen in Deutschland gut an.
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Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Germanwings und KFC Chickenwings?

Die Chickenwings kommen in Deutschland gut an.
kam schonmal, oft genug ... ;/
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Old 05/05/2015, 10:21   #733
 
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Selbstmörder, die sich bei der Deutschen Bahn auf die Gleisen legen, verhungern zu 88% ...
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Old 05/07/2015, 14:58   #734
 
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Mein Humor ist so schwarz, in den USA würde man ihn direkt erschießen ...
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Old 05/09/2015, 13:29   #735
 
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Was ist das meist genutzte Verkehrsmittel in Frankreich!?
Der Rück-Zug...\(._. )/
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