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Schwarzer Humor :D

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Old 04/23/2014, 11:45   #571
 
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Woran erkennt man einen Judenbus?



Hoffe, die sind nicht zu schwarz?
Bösartiges Ding =D!

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Old 04/23/2014, 11:47   #572
 
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Stehen ein Beinloser, ein Armloser und ein Blinder auf einer Brücke.
Sagt der Beinlose: "Ich spring runter!" Darauf der Armlose:
"Ich halt dich fest!" Der Blinde dann: "Das will ich sehen!"
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Old 04/27/2014, 19:31   #573
 
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Was sagt Stephen Hawking, wenn er vom Stuhl fällt?
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Old 04/27/2014, 19:32   #574
 
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Was sagt Stephen Howking, wenn er vom Stuhl fällt?
Der heisst Stephen Hawking
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Old 04/29/2014, 10:50   #575

 
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Warum sind Nazis so schlechte Bäcker?

Warum gibt´s in Afrika keinen Alkohol?
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Old 06/30/2014, 01:13   #576
 
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Ich kenn da auch ne gute Seite zu ^^

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Old 07/08/2014, 12:39   #577
 
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Was ist ein Leprakranker im Schwimmbad?

Ne Brausetablette.
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Old 07/13/2014, 04:28   #578
 
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Schwarzer humor ist wie essen - nicht jeder hat es
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Old 07/21/2014, 18:42   #579
 
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Wieso gibt es in Afrika keine Amokläufer?

Schulen scheint es da auch nicht zu geben
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Old 07/22/2014, 05:16   #580
 
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Wie groß war der größte Jude ?

Wie viele Juden passen in einen Eimer ?

Wie berechnet ein Jude seinen Fluchtplan ?
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Schwarzer Humor :D

Kommt hier auch noch mal ein Spruch? :/



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Per SMS schluss machen find ich garnicht so
schlimm , weil man der Person zeigt das sie
noch 19 cent wert ist . Ausser man hat flat ..

Per SMS Schluss machen ist billig...

Per Whatsapp im ersten Jahr kostenlos
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Was ist blau und hat 1000 Nippel ?

- Der Müllsack von der Brustkrebsstation ^^
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Old 07/30/2014, 21:01   #583
 
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Ein Jude geht zum Bauern und fragt diesen nach einem Job, sagt der Bauer direkt: "Nein, nein ich heize schon mit Holz"

-Shyroth
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Old 07/30/2014, 21:37   #584
 
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Was ist blau und hat 1000 Nippel ?

- Der Müllsack von der Brustkrebsstation ^^
Einfach nur klasse xD
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Was ist ein Pole ohne Hände?


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