Geschichte aus dem Blizzard Forum!

[SocKe]

Hey leute,

n Freund von mir hat mir grade einen Link geschickt, der eine lustige Geschichte beeinhaltet. Ich hab mir gedacht, ich könnte sie hier posten Viel Spass^^

Goldwerbung........die ganze Nacht......in allen Channels......

Ich genervt ins Forum und da sah ich sie

Die Kuh!


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und als ich die schöne Kuh so sah dacht ich mir , warum untätig rum sitzen, tragen wir die Schlacht zum
Feind....
ich also Firefox aufgemacht und die Adresse eingegeben die mir der Werber die ganze Nacht um die Ohren gehauen hat und siehe da, Live Support . Button geklickt und auf den Supporter gewartet ......ging recht fix....

Einen kleinen Teil unseres Gesrpäches könnt ihr nun hier lesen

zur Info: "Unresp" bin ich (so hieß der Goldwerber) und "Clark" ist der Supporter

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Unresp:
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Clark: hello what can i do for you please

Unresp: .
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Clark: what do the signals mean please?

Unresp: cow

Clark: oh...then what can i do for you ?

Unresp: have fun with my cow?

Unresp:
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Clark: no,thanks

Unresp: why not? Its a nice cow

Unresp:
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Clark: so what is the meaning?

Unresp: I just want you to have fun with my cow

Unresp:
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Clark: i am not afaid

Unresp: why not? its a cheep cow, only 50 $ per hour

Clark: ...

Unresp: too much for you?

Unresp:
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Unresp: ok 40$ . I think your a cowboy

Clark: sorry

Clark: i can not help you with it

Unresp: i dont want you to help me. I want you to have fun with my cow

Unresp:
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Clark: sorry i am busy

Unresp: me too, me too. Much People are interestet doing funny things with my cow. so think about it, i´ll come back later

Unresp: say bye to the cow
Unresp: .
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Clark: bye

Das war der erste Teil. Hier der Zweite.

30 Minuten später.....

ich konnts mir nicht verkneifen nochmal Clark zu besuchen.....

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Clark: hello what can I do for you please

Unresp: Clark! Its me. I´m back to help you having some fun with my cow

Clark: ....

Unresp: you thought about it?

Unresp: i´ll give you a monday special. 2 hours for the price of one

Unresp:
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Unresp: Clark?

Clark: ......

Unresp: what do the signals mean please?

Unresp: damn, bad support in here

Clark: i means no words to say

Unresp: oh ok. So you are interestet by my offer

Unresp: hm ok you need more time. I´ll come back later...

Unresp: please say bye to the cow

Unresp:
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Clark: ...

Unresp: oh come on . not that no words thing, just say bye please

Unresp: its such a nice cow

Clark: have a good time

Unresp: see you later cowboy

Clark: i am not

Dritter Teil.

So es geht weiter....
so langsam tut er mir ja schon leid.......



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Clark: hello what can i do for you please

Unresp: Did i told you that this nice cow can give you fresh milk every morning?

Clark: ...

Clark: Did you want powerlevel service?

Unresp: Hm i dont know much about it. Do you level cows also?

Clark: Is it in WOW?

Unresp: i heard something about a cow level in WOW. so yes there must be cows

Unresp: some like this one
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Unresp: isnt it nice

Clark: you can check it on our website

Unresp: ok so lets talk about the level service...

Unresp: from 1 to 60

Unresp: how much cows will die?

Unresp: i mean cows like this
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Clark: what race?

Clark: and what class?

Unresp: hm i think gnome

Unresp: gnome warlock

Clark: ...

Unresp: what do the signals mean please?

Clark: hold on pls

Unresp: ok im waiting for you, i know you busy

Clark: there normai powerlevel as well as package

Unresp: hm ok and this gnome warlock...will he kill any cows from 1 to 60?

Unresp: cows like this nice one
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Clark: i have never seen one like this

Unresp: oh ok , i know its a special one

Unresp: are you more interestet in Cats`?

Unresp: i think i can get a cat for you

Clark: no not at all

Unresp: oh ok

Clark: are you a pet boss?

Unresp: yeah i think i´am

Unresp: warlocks have pets at all?

Clark: that is true

Unresp: do they have cows?

Clark: they have knives

Unresp: but knives are no pets??

Unresp: knive kills cow...

Unresp: i think i´ll play a dwarfe

Unresp: dwarfs sell milk so i think they got cows

Clark: that is cool i think

Clark: ....

Clark: cows are in your mouth

Unresp: ok i´ll play a dwarf warlock

Unresp: where can i buy it?

Clark:

Clark: thanks for your supporting

Unresp: hm i cant find dwarf warlocks for leveling service

Clark: you can choose

Unresp: no there are no warlocks for dwarfs

Unresp: but dwarfs are the only race with nice cows :-(

Clark: you do not need to choose the race

Clark: just class is ok

Unresp: but how you know that i want a dwarf`?

Clark: you can list the requests

Clark: but first you need create an account

Unresp: in wow?
Unresp: i got an wow account

Clark: yes of course

Clark: then we can level it for you if you want

Unresp: oh ok then i´ll make my dwarf cowboy and then i return to you

Unresp: thanks for your help

Clark: you are welcome

Unresp: say bye to the cow
Unresp:
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Clark: bye....

Die Arme Kuh hier kommt die Fortsetzung

Hatte nach langem hin und her Clark wieder dran,
mein name hat sich in Superman geändert aufgrund seiner anspielung

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Cark: hello glad to see you again

Clark: i am clark cows

Superman: you thought about my Problem?

Clark: yes

Superman: oh nice

Superman: and?


Clark: and still thinking

Superman: ok i understand, drinking milk is not you favorite ...

Superman: what you think about bears?

Clark: i like it

Superman: i got a really nice bear

Clark: a real bear?

Superman:
(.)_(.)
{ . . }
\_*_/
/ . . \
{_} {_}
Superman: i think a dwarf and his bear

Superman: this would be nice

Clark: how eagerly do i want to what it means

Superman: but i need names for the dwarf and his bear

Clark:
(.)_(.)
{ . . }
\_*_/
/ . . \
{_} {_}

Superman: damn, did you tell someone about the cow??

Clark: it is better

Clark: no

Superman: ok ok its mine...no ones else

Superman: talk to nobody

Superman: i only shown it to you

Clark: why?

Clark: am i the lucky dog?

Superman: much others are interestet in fresh milk

Superman: but not you, i know

Superman: so i can show you my sweet cow

Superman:
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Superman: how long would the level service take?

Superman: from 1 - 60 whitout killing cows?

Clark: ￥150

Superman: 150 Days?

Superman: you know how much milk this is`?

Superman: you kidding me

Clark: $150

Superman: yeah is seen it but how long? How much days?

Clark: can you speak German?

Superman: sicher

Superman: Or France?

Superman: maybe Espanol?

Clark: 50 kg

Clark: 最少半个月

Superman: ероический

Superman: auf Deutsch?

Superman: was meinst du mit 50 kg?

Clark: ...

Superman: wie lange dauert denn der Service?

Clark: sir?

Superman: Clark?

Superman: which language you want to speak?

Clark: i can not see your ID

Clark: Ja[anese

Clark: Japanese

Clark: can you speak it?

Superman: no

Clark: i do not think so..

Clark: that's ot

Clark: that's it

Superman: you from china?

Clark: no

Clark: you can see my ID

Superman: LTK920743340X?

Clark: i think you are a hacker

Superman: hm no im not

Superman: im just am man and his cow

Superman:
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Superman: where you from clark?

Superman: Japan?

Clark: or a cow and his man?

Superman: not much cows over there i think

Superman: could you say greetings to Jenny?

Superman: but dont talk about my cow

Superman: no one knows

Clark: they all know

Superman: no.....you´ve talk to them about my sweet cow???

Superman: why you do this?

Clark: they can see the conversation record

Superman: oh no

Clark: why?

Superman: everyone can see my sweet cow

Superman: but they wont get any milk

Superman:
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Clark: or they can find it

Clark: i will go home

Superman: find what?

Superman: no, you didnt name my cow already

Superman: cow needs name

Clark: chloi

Clark: i like it

Superman: oh this is nice

Clark: so see you

Clark: have a good time

Superman: you too cowboy

Superman:
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Superman: and dont forget chloi

Clark: i won't

5. Teil

Clark musste leider nach Hause Kühe zählen.....
Dafür ist nun die gute Jacki an der Strippe....
Viel Spaß.....
Für mich der beste Teil bisher....Enjoy....
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jackie: hi.

jackie: may i help you?

Klaus: you know Chloi?

jackie: is this your char name?

Klaus: nooo

Klaus: its my cow

Klaus: Clark named her Chloey

Klaus: oh Chloi i mean

jackie: but sir,what does it have to do with this conversation?

Klaus: he dont like milk...

Klaus: do you like?

Klaus: oh sorry, this is chloi

Klaus:

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Klaus: nice, isnt she?

jackie: sir,what are you talking about,sir i don't quite understand

Klaus: I talk about chloi the cow... the pet of my dwarf warlock which i want you to level

jackie: so sir,you want us to level your dwarf warlock right?

Klaus: yes

Klaus: from 1 to 60... but i must know how much cows getting killed during this?

jackie: one sec,i ask my supervisor.

Klaus: ok i´ll wait

Klaus: chloi also

Klaus:

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jackie: sir,is your chloi a pet for battle or not?

Klaus: no, shes giving milk

Klaus: cows do that

jackie: i guess it will not die.

Klaus: yeah i know, but all the other cows in wow

Klaus: the guy who play my dwarf

Klaus: will he kill cows?

jackie: why will he,we can tell him not.

Klaus: great

Klaus: and the other problem

jackie: what is it?

Klaus: this guy must milking chloey every morning

Klaus: she gives milk every day...i store it in stormwind bank

jackie: sir,if you want we will tell the pler to do what you want

Klaus: you like fresh milk?

jackie: yes

Klaus: thats nice

Klaus: but i want you to take care of chloi, shes very shy

Klaus: got a bad feeling about 14 days another player milking her

jackie: yes i know that.

Klaus: chloi is really sweat

Klaus:
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Klaus: isnt she?

jackie: yes,i can feel that.

Klaus: how long will the service take?

jackie: hold on plz,let me check.

Klaus: kk i´ll wait

Klaus: chloi also

Klaus:
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Klaus: still waiting

Klaus: chloi also

Klaus:
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jackie: yes sir,it can be done in 14 to 16days withoout the professions

Klaus: thats great

Klaus: do you level in azshara?

jackie: we will level in the most suitable place for levling,if you want us to level it only in this place we can't promise finishment in time

Klaus: the air up there is not good for chloi. The Milk is getting bad in this air

Klaus: are you able to level in Elwyn? Only in Elwyn?

Klaus: best grass over there

jackie: the same it depends.

jackie: because we can't level fast enoughin the place we are not familliar

Klaus: if your player levels in other regions he must feed her with red apples

Klaus: only red are got for her

Klaus:
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Klaus: you think warlock is good for me?

jackie: sir,i can't quite understand what you are taalking,you want us to level the char rihgt?

Klaus: yes

Klaus: dwarf warlock with chloi

ackie: but you keep asking me to feed your cow.

Klaus: sure she is so sweet

Klaus:
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jackie: i don't know how to feed but i can promise we will never let it die

jackie: we will try the best to treat it best

Klaus: she wont die if you feed her with red apples

Klaus: i never leaved her before, thats why im so afraid

jackie: let me see what is red apple

jackie: yes,i can see taht

Klaus: if you do your thing really good she will give more milk so you can sell it

Klaus: milk from chloi you get 100 Gold for

jackie: sir,we will not sell anything that belong to you

Klaus: oh you have to

Klaus: after 3 days the milk is getting bad

jackie: why sir?

jackie: yes, i see

Klaus: just ask in /2 everyone knows chloi there and will buy the milk

Klaus: you list that all?

jackie: i haven't yet.

Klaus: why not?? what will happen to CHloi??

jackie: i haven't yet.

Klaus: why not?? what will happen to CHloi??

jackie: nothing will happen to her i think

Klaus: but how the player knows what she needs if you didnt notice it?

jackie: we will notice it if you want

Klaus: sure, i will pay extra for this

jackie: thank you for saying that,

Klaus: ok all great...

Klaus: i think i´ll do this

Klaus: come on chloi time for leveling

Klaus: thank you for your help

Klaus: say bye to chloi

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Klaus: your ok?

Klaus: jacki?

Klaus: hm i think shes still writing, hope so

jackie: yes

Klaus: a youre back

jackie: sorry i jsut have sth

Klaus: chloi wants to say bye

jackie: yes, bye

Klaus: and wave to your left, for the hidden cam...see you on tv on Friday

So und für alle die jetzt noch mitlesen hier noch der 6. und (vorerst) letzte Teil. Auf wunsch gibs noch mehr

Heute ist Chloi auf George getroffen....
welcher von denen das ist dürft ihr euch raus suchen



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George: hello Klaus

George: what can i do for u ?

Klaus: hi george

Klaus: I got some questions about the level service

Klaus: do you know chloi already?

George: what is chloi?

Klaus: my cow

Klaus:
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Klaus: shes really sweet

George: one minute plz

Klaus: k im waiting

Klaus: chloi also

Klaus:
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George: could you give us your order number or ingame name plz ?

Klaus: i have no order yet

George: Sorry but i found nothing with chloi

Klaus: no problem

Klaus: i talked to jacki this morning about leveling dwarf warlock...

Klaus: but i think human hunter wi´ll be better for chloi

Klaus: what do you think about that?

George: Sorry but there are no human hunters

Klaus: why not?

Klaus: you dont level human hunters?

George: There are no human hunters exist

Klaus: hm ok , what do you think is the best race for me and chloi?

George: dwarf

Klaus: dwarf... and which race?

George: troll

Klaus: sorry i meant which class

Klaus: dwarf and cows sounds good, but which class is the best?

George: Weren't you talking about the hunters ?

Klaus: you said they dont exist?

George: human hunter doesn't exist.dwarfs have hunters

Klaus: oh thats great

Klaus: are they drinking milk?

George: They drink alcohol

Klaus: ill

Klaus: thats not got for chloi

Klaus:
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Klaus: shes to sweet for alcohol drinking hunters

George: sorry but dwarfs are alcohol addicted

Klaus: damn, then i need another race

Klaus: can you please notice this for jacki? She must know that dwarfs are not good for chloi

Klaus: Sir?

George: But i think dwarfs are good

Klaus: are you kidding me?

Klaus: how would it be good drinking alcohol with chloi?

Klaus: my grandfather always said "Boy don´t drink and melk"

George: They won't drink alcohol drinkings if you don't give them

Klaus: oh ok i understand

George: You can give milk to her to drink

Klaus: but do your players give alcohol to her?

George: we won't

Klaus: hm sounds good to me

Klaus: i think i´ll do this

Klaus: which mobs your players will kill?

Klaus: George? Chloi is getting tired..

Klaus:
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Klaus: ...come down chloi....got some special grass for you ....

Klaus: what the hell are you doing george? Drinking alcohol?

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Anmerkung:
Bei den letzten 5 Sätzen sind etwa 10 Minuten vergangen und ich musste
immer an dieses Bild hier denken

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George: We won't,but the game tells that the dwarfs like alcohol

Klaus: hmmm ok whats about the enemys?

Klaus: which enemys your player will kill?

Klaus: george.. got not much time...chloi sounds really bad at the moment..

Klaus: like muhuh..

George: we are sorry to hear that .

George: chloi just eat grasses

Klaus: oh no, she loves fres red apples

George: ok,we get her fresand red apples

Klaus: great

Klaus: now tell me something about the enemys please

George: pigs,

Klaus: pigs?

Klaus: i thougt trolls ,dragons ,orcs or something like that

Klaus: but Pigs?

George: you will engage the orc, troll and taren,undead after lv30

Klaus: ok

Klaus: but your players won´t kill any chickens or cows?

Klaus: cows like chloi

Klaus:

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Klaus: george what took you so long ? You should drink more milk. Jacki drinks milk and answers fast..

George: ok,I will drink some milk

Klaus: you dont like cows, thats the problem!

Klaus: come on chloi we go home... he dont like you

Chloi 4 President HF

[X-Matrix]

LOL Wie geil is das denn ? Das überhaupt durchzuziehen und denen ne ganze Nacht auf die Nüsse zu gehen? xD
So geil.
Ich mag Chloi.

[bUTL9R]

hahaha LOL
zu geil ich hab mir den scheiss wirklich durchgelesen und es nicht bereut =)

vor allen dingen

Klaus: kk i´ll wait

Klaus: chloi also

Klaus:
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Klaus: still waiting

Klaus: chloi also

Klaus:
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+k 4 u

[member0xtehlose]

das ma ober geil

[CyRuSTheViRuS]

;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

[xaladin]

sind eh die lustigsten im live chat ;f

[BizCore.]

ich lach mich kaputt.. xD

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Clark: you can see my ID

Superman: LTK920743340X?

Clark: i think you are a hacker

Superman: hm no im not

Superman: im just am man and his cow

Superman:
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George: human hunter doesn't exist.dwarfs have hunters

Klaus: oh thats great

Klaus: are they drinking milk?

George: They drink alcohol

Klaus: ill

Klaus: thats not got for chloi

Klaus:
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Klaus: shes to sweet for alcohol drinking hunters

[Jack's Broken Heart]

TL;DR :f

Außerdem hat mich das Niveau der Sprachrichtigkeit abgeschreckt. ;P

Und ich hasse WoW.

[nogipuH]

ich hasse auch wow aber das is und war einfach nur geil danke^^
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