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Old 01/30/2014, 23:40   #4381

 
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Mann beim Arzt:
"Herr Doktor, wie kann ich 100 Jahre alt werden?"

Arzt:
"Rauchen Sie?"

Patient:
"Nein."

Arzt:
"Essen Sie übermäßig?"

Patient:
"Nein."

Arzt:
"Gehen Sie spät ins Bett?"

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Arzt:
"Haben Sie Frauengeschichten?"

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"Nein."

Arzt:
"Wieso wollen Sie dann überhaupt so alt werden?"
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Old 01/31/2014, 16:35   #4382
 
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Old 02/01/2014, 17:07   #4383
 
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Lest euch die Kommentare schrittweise durch :-D! Einfach nur Genius xD
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Old 02/02/2014, 19:56   #4384
 
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Ich habe gerade so Ghetto-Kinder beobachtet die versucht haben Schnee anzuzünden o_O
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Old 02/03/2014, 22:29   #4385

 
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Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Schalke und einem Lehrling?
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Sitzen 2 im stehcafe.
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Old 02/04/2014, 15:15   #4387
 
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Früher sagte man mir gesagt, ich solle immer aufessen damit die Sonne scheint.
Heute habe ich Übergewicht und Erderwärmung!
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Old 02/04/2014, 16:06   #4388

 
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Ausprobieren: Geht zu einem fahrendem Radfahrer der eilig unterwegs ist und ruft "sie haben was verloren..." Hinterher.

Wenn er zurückfährt und anhält: "...nämlich an geschwindigkeit..."
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Old 02/04/2014, 21:14   #4389
 
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Old 02/06/2014, 16:14   #4390
 
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Wenn man Amok läuft sind immer die Ego-Shooter schuld. Aber wenn man Holzblöcke von der Brücke auf Autos wirft sagt niemand was gegen Tetris
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Old 02/07/2014, 16:46   #4391
 
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Tech Support: Do you have Windows 8 open right now?

Customer: Are you crazy? It's -20C outside ...
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Ich weiß nicht wie es euch geht, aber ich & meine Freunde mussten uns so kaputt lachen

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Old 02/10/2014, 22:14   #4394
 
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Geht ein Pole um die Ecke, ist die ...... weg?

Na wer findet`s heraus ?
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