Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my ***** on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my ***** print, my mom walked in. FML
Today, I got my results back for an exam my parents forced me to take. it's an entrance exam for a school I hate and really don't want to go to, so I messed up my answers on purpose. I passed. I just failed at failing. FML
Today, I posted on my facebook that I might not be going to the same school next year. When I logged on an hour later, sixteen people had commented and they were all happy. FML
Wake up in the morning feeling like Der Führer
Write Mein Kampf, tell Germany I'm gonna make race purer
Before I leave, **** my niece, with Eva Braun, too
'Cause when I leave for mein Reich, I'm gonna kill some jews
I'm talking - takin' off all their clothes, clothes
Gassin' them 'til they choke, choke
Throwin' 'em in some stoves, stoves
Goose-steppin', right into all your cities
Spreadin' the **** party