Josef Fritzl is a Australian who imprisoned his daughter for 24 years and had several children with her. He had held her captive in a small, soundproof and windowless cellar in the basement of the family home in the town of Amstetten in Lower Austria. Fritzl is suspected of having begun abusing his daughter Elisabeth in 1977 when she was 11 years old. Later he was asked by the police why he did that and he answered "I didn't want to upset anyone I just did it for the lulz". Pedobear was deeply pleased.
Decorations: He later got an award honoring his lifework. He became the EM-Maskottchen (mascot) for the soccer championship EM (Europameisterschaft) 2008 which took place in his home country Austria Australia.
Josef Fritzl is a Australian who imprisoned his daughter for 24 years and had several children with her. He had held her captive in a small, soundproof and windowless cellar in the basement of the family home in the town of Amstetten in Lower Austria. Fritzl is suspected of having begun abusing his daughter Elisabeth in 1977 when she was 11 years old. Later he was asked by the police why he did that and he answered "I didn't want to upset anyone I just did it for the lulz". Pedobear was deeply pleased.
Decorations: He later got an award honoring his lifework. He became the EM-Maskottchen (mascot) for the soccer championship EM (Europameisterschaft) 2008 which took place in his home country Austria Australia.
Johnny Cash became the ultimate lulz pioneer with his song "Folsom Prison Blues," which became famous for the lyrics "I shot a man in Reno, just for the lulz." Soon Fox News began blasting Johnny Cash for being the baddest ************ on the planet, to which Johnny got even more lulz.
The man in black went on to write "Ring of Fire," relating the story of his filming of the legendary Cat on Fire video + screencap, this being his favorite source of lulz next to child *********** which, coincidentally, is one of the few things that gets the lulz anymore.
Johnny became an emofag due to contracting Troll's remorse in his final years. During this time period he performed a cover of the NIN's song: "Hurt," which was originally written by Trent Reznor. In it, he talked about his atonement and remorse for his lulz-motivated actions. Shortly thereafter, he passed away. A full-scale autopsy revealed that fatal levels of Anti-lulz had flooded his immune system.
