08/19/2011, 11:26
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Chatting with ***
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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
why are you asking?
God:
Because I'm interested to know it.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
cool story bro
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
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Me:
Friends?
God:
Wasn't that show cancelled?
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Me:
Why are you fucking my mother?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
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Me:
sex is nice
God:
it is more fun alone.
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Me:
you have pubes
God:
What makes you think I have it?
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Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
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Me:
What do you do in your spare time?
God:
Random natural disasters.
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God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Your mum
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
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