Now, let's get started with the punking, shall we?
Note: If you have a monkey with computer skills available, you might want to get it to do this... because chances are, you're too lazy to do it on your own/one of those tl;dr people/u hav monkey wit haxzor skilz and u wana do et fur teh lulz*
Step 1: If you haven't already downloaded them, you probably shouldn't be here because you weren't smart enough to download the software and try ahead on your own or you didn't try in the first place. A monkey could do this...** Er, I mean, you might wanna check out these links and download the appropriate software for editing the dll.
Ollydbg v1.10, bottom of the page:

----- DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE BETA, IT WILL NOT OPEN THE DLL FILE----
Note: Extract the zip to a folder you can access easily.
IDA Pro v4.9 Freeware, top of the page:

Once you have IDA Pro 4.9 installed and Ollydbg v1.10 extracted somewhere, continue on.
Step 2: Open up Standard.dll in IDA Pro and let it finish auto-analysis
Step 3: Psych.***
Hey, remember those cool, little asterisks next to some of the statements above?! Well, they mean something!!!****
*B>epic monkey with computer haxzor skills and a eye with a laserbeam cannon embedded in it. PM offers
**No monkeys were harmed in the making of this tut, nor is it actually confirmed that they could perform this modification. Risks of using a monkey may include, but are not limited to: Heartache, frustration, loss of computer screen or tower, smashing of the keyboard and/or your computer/desk, abuse of the monkey when it sat there and did nothing, or the monkey pooping on your computer, chair, or desk and then proceeding to toss the monkey feces at you.
***Biggest prank I could pull on people. Flamed 5 minutes after the second edit and taken down 12 minutes after that edit. So much fun to fool with people. If you people stare down the board, waiting for a new topic, you need to find something else to do. GG, now go outside and get some sunlight if you're lucky enough to still have it or have any atm. Do something productive.
Note: I know I'm an ass and I have no life, but it's still fun to fuck with people. Even online. /trollend.






