Weihnachtsverlosung!!!

[xChr11s]

Komm auf die dunkle Seite der Macht, Weihnachstmann, wir haben Weihnachstkekse (:

[l3abyBeLL]

Ho ho ho

[Creyze]

Bester Torwart der Welt ? Der BH da er 2 Bälle auf einmal halten kann.
Danke für die Möglichkeit.

#Creyze

[SCOP1X]

Treffen sich 2 kommt nur einer.

[raymundo101]

Bald ist Weihnacht, wie freu ich mich drauf,
da putzt uns die Mutter ein Bäumlein schön auf,
es glänzen die Äpfel, es funkeln die Stern,
wie hab´n wir doch alle das Weihnachtsfest gern.

[ℜeymon]

Joke:
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too.

[scorer_433]

war gerade pumpen ;D

[SCOP1X]

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[Warcry54♥]

Im Flugzeug nach Amerika kommt eine Durchsage:
"Wir befinden uns nun 3000 Meter über dem Atlantik."
Der Pilot vergisst nach der Durchsage das Mikro auszumachen und redet mit seinem Co-Piloten:
"Jetzt einen heißen Kaffe und eine Frau, die mir einen bläst. Dann geht es mir richtig gut."
Die Stewardess rennt zum Cockpit um den Piloten über den peinlichen Vorfall aufzuklären.
Da ruft ihr ein Passagier hinterher:
"Sie haben den Kaffe vergessen!"

[anakin94]

Kartoffeln gehören in Keller
und Fleisch auf'm Teller

[12gamer34]

Cool

[Epic_Arts]

Heute mal Grillen auf griechisch:

Ohne Kohle!!

[tooti]

i was making a joke about youre ****, but it was to short

[WushuHD]

Wenn man Schulden im Wörterbuch nachschlägt steht dort nur
griechisches Guthaben.

[SCOP1X]

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