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One of my favorite jokes Its very funny with unknown friends
"There were 3 midgets.They were unusually small, even for midgets. They all wanted to get placed in the 2010 Guinness Book of World Records.
The first midget said, "My arms are abnormally short, so I'm going to give it a try".
He was put in the Book.
The second midget said, " My legs are abnormally short, so I'm going to give it a try".
He also was put in the Book.
Finally the third midget said, "My ***** is abnormally small, I'll give it a try".
One day later he returned to the other two midgets and said, "Who the **** is -INSERTTHENMAEOFAFRIEND-"?"
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why has no one told a joke??? (only looked to page 2 and not planning to go any further XD )
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
Dark Orbit Account's Giveaway 08/15/2012 - Browsergames Trading - 15 Replies Hello everyone,
Seeing as i am new to this forum for buying and selling D.O. accounts, i was wanting to get my name out there and get a good and trusted base started. I will post an account in this thread every day or every other day for awhile to let you see how i do things. This will also help people who are just starting out and need a little help with a descent account.
Now these accounts i'm giving away are not full f.e. and still need a lot of work. So if you already have...
[Suggestion] Dark Orbit Section 11/11/2011 - Suggestions & Feedback - 27 Replies Hallo,
hätte eine Idee für eine Dark Orbit Section. Da es sehr viele Sectionen gibt wo keine Leute Aktiv sind - z.b. WonderKing. Da fände ich eine Dark Orbit Section sinnvoller, da es auch mehrere Dark Orbit Spieler sich im e*pvp Forum rumtreiben. Zudem ist die Browsergame Section bischen voll gespamt weil erstens kein Mod richtig Aktiv ist und weil es ein großes durcheinander ist in der Section. Ich würde mich über eine Dark Orbit Section freuen.
MfG
Dark Orbit Section. 08/21/2010 - DarkOrbit - 12 Replies Hallo Leute,
hatte eine Idee für eine Dark Orbit Seciton. Hier könnt ihr abstimmen ob ihr dafür seit.
MfG
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