I'm trying to take some time off from all the worrying and what not about this new patch, and decided to laugh a bit! But in my attemp to be funny i may repeat what has been said by other users at other times! if so let me know!
NOOBOFOBIC== medical definition (from a guy who knows medicine about as much as a Bill Gates knows Linux)== A noobofobic person is someone who shows a high amount of fear when in the presents of to many noobs!
If you wish o know if your noobofobic just answer the following questions!
First scenrio: You are peacefully playing conquer when a low leveled char walks up to you and says "Team please" lets have a look at a common converstation
Low-Lvl-Char- "team plz"
You- "sorry the team is full, maybe later"
LLC- "team plz"
You- "i said the team is full, can't help you"
LLC- "Team plz"
LLC- "Team plz"
LLC- "Team plz"
LLC- "Team plz"
LLC- "TEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM PLZ"
what do you do? You take a quick look at your status to see how many pks you have them kick the LLC's behind?
YES/NO
second scenrio: you are plvling a LLC and he keeps asking you if you can give him a met? you tell him you don't have any with you, and then suddenly a met drops from a monster you have just killed! The LLC sits on it and says "MINE, can i keep it?"
What do you do? once again you take a quick look at your status and kill the LLC?
YES/NO
third scenrio: a LLC walks up to you in game and askes where metzone is! you explain to him that you can use a guildconductress to get there or go to desert city if guildconductresses don't lead there, then you send him the "link" to conqueronline where he can find the maps! when he turns to you and says "can you take me there" and then repeats the sentence even after you said no and start to walk away! Then he follows you around repeating the question over and over again!
what do you do? PK?
YES/NO
fourth scenrio: You are roaming around elitepvpers and you see some guy start a thread about NOOBOFOBICS?
What do you do? FLAME HIM LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW?
YES/NO
If you answered yes to all the above question then you are noobofobic, there is no cure, but a good way to fight your disease is to fight your fears! No more need be said! LOL, hope this makes you smile, even if it's out of the pure stupity of the matter!
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