[Request]I need a mentor for either C++/C#

[xBlackPlagu3x]

*Before you assume that I'm just a leeching noob...

You should know that I don't learn well through reading, I don't learn well through complicated Microsoft videos and by the love of ***, I can't ******* learn anything when something doesn't explain it from the ground up.

For example:

using system.mybutthole;
using namespace ihatemicrosoft
{
    class ilovethepenguin()
    {
        int main(event e args[])
    }
}

Like wtf is "event e args" Microx? Tell me what it is!
Microsoft: *We will tell you what that means in another 17 lessons.*

Yeah, that's not how my learning curve goes.

I am currently supposed to have a mentor who is Yuki, and he's taught me a lot so far but I just don't get enough lessons in. I do not wish to be a Conquer Private Server coder the rest of my life, I want to apply everything I learn into a real life situation without limitations, a creation of my own imagination. Sorry for the Dr. Suess move, but yeah.

Can anyone out there help me without giving me a wall of text to read? Teamviewer/Skype examples and videos truly work the best for me.

If anyone is up to the task of mentoring a noob, not only teach me CO2 specific programming, but also stuff that'll help me in general development. If you're interested in taking me under your wing, contact me.

(IM ONLY, I WILL NOT RESPOND IF YOU EMAIL THAT)